OMG... GUYS your past TTR have been a huge help with our trip this past LABOR DAY weekend Aug 30-Sep 3. So here we go... CHECKIN/CHECKOUT - We did the early check in and got a room on the quiet side 1252. Checkin we under 5 min. CHECKOUT on the other hand was longer than expected. We checked out at 11:00am and it was a line, so make plans to leave early. OVERALL B DRINKS/BARTENDERS - PEDRO, PEDRO, PEDRO... Margaritas and WOOWOO.. Make sure you put some dollars in your trunks to tip your staff, its worth it. MAKE SURE YOU BRING YOUR OWN CUP... if not you will be going back to the bar more often. OVERALL A ACTIVITIES - Take some time out and join in on the fun at the sexy pool. Beach Volleyball, Pool Volleyball, Sex Trivia, Beach Tennis, its so much fun. Kayak and Sail boats its free. We found the blue tent for the $40 massage for 60 minutes overall A FOOD - I don't want to take to much time but make sure to eat at THE VILLAGE WOK... it's the best meal there. Don't forget you can order double portions... Stir Fry Chicken at Margaritas is the bomb... WOW... after a few days the Burgers weren't to good... overall B THEME NIGHTS - We did the Lingere night and White party... Was a little disappointed in the guest for not participating 100%. Patty O was very nice, music was not to bad. Yes it was THECNO 70% then 30% HIP HOP, at first it bothered me but it was all about having fun and meeting people.. Music was on a CD because the rotation was the same everyday, you finally knew what song was going to play next.I really enjoyed. OVERALL C OVERALL - To the newbies, make sure you bring your cups also get up early and get your towels and chairs, they go quick... no later than 7:30am. BUS is the cheapest and best way to travel, WALMART is the store for gifts and liquor. skip the duty free in the airport. Don't change your money over to pesos its to hard to get rid of it before you leave... I will be back... SO OVERALL I GIVE MY 1ST VISIT A RATING OF "B+"...
I was there the same time, so I'll just piggy-back. This came out a lot longer than expected, so if you don't wanna read it, hit the back button and save yourself...... ARRIVAL - Got our bags, zipped through customs, all 6 got green lights, ignored everyone. Found USA Transfers and went straight to resort. GRADE A CHECKIN/CHECKOUT - We did early check-in, but it was worthless because the first room offered was 22xx. I declined and stated I wanted something quiet. Of course I was told there was nothing else available. I told her that the group right next to us just got 2 rooms in the 5xxx area, so I bet there's more. In the end miraculously I got room 5134. Now I thought it was on the first floor based on the numbering system I thought I read about so I has happy. W-R-O-N-G. It was on the 3rd floor, but no big deal. Checkout does take forever, but we took the survey serious and I remembered that my waitress Yanni said to mention her by name, so I did. GRADE A ROOM - King bed, single head shower, no door for toilet. View is of courtyard and if you look hard to the right, you see the sexy pool. Walk from pool to room about 30 seconds. GRADE A- DRINKS/BARTENDERS - PEDRO, PEDRO, PEDRO... Selection is pretty shitty, but hey it's free. We brought Ciroc, Crown Royal, Southern Comfort and Jameson, so whenever we wanted something nice we hit our own stash. I love beer, but I grew tired of Dos Equis Lager. When we went to Walmart, I picked up some Dos Equis Amber which is much better. The Yeungling I got at the Charlotte airport seemed like the greatest beer I'd ever drank after 4 days of Dos Equis. OVERALL B ACTIVITIES - We missed all daily activities because we didn't get in the bed until 4-5am every night. We did Boobs Cruise, Jungle Tour and went to Flea Market. GRADE A FOOD - The food was plentiful. Ate at Margarita's twice and buffet twice. Missed the group reservation on Friday due to losing track of time. Ate at Bubba Gumps after the Jungle Tour on Sunday. SWALLOWED about 10 PatyO's burgers...lol GRADE A THEME NIGHTS - We did the Lingere night/White party/RED Party/80's Night... Was a little disappointed in the guest for not participating 100%. There was only a handful of red outfits at the pool party. I knew there would only be a few for 80's night, but I didn't expect us to be the only ones. GRADE D MUSIC - I agree with LICKUSILLY2. Paty'O was very nice, music was not to bad. It was good dance music, but completely repetitive. What's the point of having a DJ, if he's just playing a cd. Our friends asked to play a song for her birthday and he said he'll see what he can do. Let's just say it never happened. The DJ Saturday night at the Sports Pool was much better. Maybe they played the other CD...LOL. GRADE C Boobs Cruise - Steve, Omar, Chinos, DJ Queso all rock. Alot of boobs, a few d!cks, a couple cooters, drinks, musics, whipped cream. GRADE A+++++ SINGLE GUYS - There were several groups of single guys. They were having fun, but nothing too bad. To me the worst was during the pool party this group of asshats sparted having a water fight amongst themselves, but splashing water everywhere. I tried making my way over to them, but my buddy pulled me back. They soon stopped though. I did hear of a drunk guy head butting someone, but I don't know whether he was single or not. Security is a joke there, so that would be my suggestion to ramp up to prevent further issues. They don't even have a flashlight....WTF???? UK GUYS - I met quite a few of them. It's funny just to listen to them talk and try to figure out what the hell they're saying. I didn't have any problems with them. OTHER - I brought my hookah down to the sexy pool and became the talk of the town...LOL. I met alot of new people just with that conversation piece. I noticed that there's a traffic cop posted at the intersection right in front of the resort. He stopped traffic for us to cross. When we got into the median, we expected him to stop traffic so we could cross the other side, but he whipped out his phone and started texting. So we played frogger..... OVERALL - Had a blast. Wish I could have stayed longer. I never thought I would become oblivious to t!tties being everywhere, but somehow I did. At one point, I forgot I was at a topless resort when I saw a women walk by with her puppies out......LOL. Taking the bus is a real treat. I want one of those things to drive around the beltway in Virginia. Our public buses would never be able to keep up. I give the overall experience an A+++++++, because I had never ate/drank that much, partied that hard, or had sex in so many public places before this past weekend........LMAO TRIP HOME - USA Transfers arrived on time. Loaded bags and went straight to airport. The Cancun airport for departures is like a damn club. Temptation should hire their DJ because he had the place rocking. Checked the drug store and see that you can buy Viagra, Cialis, Propetia, Toradol etc, right there before you leave. We hoped our flight to Charlotte, and at one point the pilot said we would be getting there earlier than expected. Somehow all that changed and we ended up getting there later than scheduled. Clearing immigrations was a clusterfuck. I am confused how 95% of the immigration agents are foreigners. By the time we cleared, and got our bags, we had 7 minutes to re-check our bag and make it to the gate. We ran through customs, threw her our forms and told the US Airways assholes to call ahead to hold the flight. Agent said he can't do that, so we keep running to security. Make it through and send the fastest runner to the gate. As we show up, the agent says the planes has left. We are looking right at the damn thing sitting there, so don't lie. She won't attempt to do anything, but tells us to go to Customer Service. We get there, sweathing and breathing hard, trying to tell our story. They try calling the captain, but he won't pick up. She gets up to go to the plane. Once she returns she said the flight is full, which means they gave our seats to standy guests. Ain't that some sh!t. So they say the next flight we can get on is 1pm the next day. It's 8pm at the time. We say that's unacceptable and they call a manager. Apparently she has super powers because she looks in the system and sees that the 10pm flight has seats. The other folks don't see that. She takes off running and comes back with 5 boarding passes for that next flight............WOW. We grab some food at Chili's and I get to finally have a good beer (Yeungling). Buy the time I get back home, it's 130am and I'm exhaused. SUMMARY - We already said we're going back. Now it's just a matter of when. Glad I found this forum and met some of the folks. Shout out to TK&JK. Ty sure cleans up nicely...LOL. Also Carrie, Mumu, Cnsfugate, Chatalie n crew, Tim & Donna. If I missed you please let me know, because some time blocks are a blur.
Lol.. I agree the folks from the UK were awesome, great personality and loads of fun. The folks from Scottland were hell of fun and damn they can drink. Make sure you bring your own liquor to the pool like SLORE mentioned, you will eventually get tired of there drink selections. Get to the pool early to secure your seats. I forgot about the pool DJ, he was extremely good. Selection was nice and played the right songs to keep the energy. You have to set at least 3 hours to the side to catch a nap, if not its a strong chance that you will get burnt out and crash. The Cancun sun, liquor and water don't mix. Lol
I'm ready to bust that u-turn!!! There's a lot of things I didn't do that I will definitely do on the next trip. So just keep me posted. I'm already packed! lol!!!
