2 years ago while heading to TTR we didn't even make it to the red light green light ......put the suit cases thru the X-ray machine (before the red/ green light) in cancun and they stopped my suit case on the conver belt and asked me if I had weights in my suit case so I looked at them strange and said ....weights? They said yea like a small dumbbell weight and I was like why would I bring a dumbell weight? ....all of a sudden my wife says supper loud "oh I put it in there .....it's my glass dildo ,we are going to Temptation". About 20 people behind of started laughing and a couple that was about 2 people behind us screws oh no my wife put weights in my suitcase too. Security was about 1/2 way thru un zipping the suit case when they turned bright red and zipped it right up took our declaration paper all without hitting the red/ green light button hahaha
Also about 4 weeks ago as we were flying out of providence,RI to head to Florida for a cruise the TSA agent stopped on my wife's carry on and started looking at the X-ray screen strange .....my wife looked at her and was like I know what you are looking at and trust me you don't want to know , you do but you really don't !!!! The TSA agent(female) just smiled at my wife and was like "got it" your good .....lol
I guess I am not really understanding why there seem to be so many guys putting the toys in their suitcases. I don't carry the giant thing of shampoo Elyse brings. Yea I might use it because it is there, but if she didn't bring it, then soap works good enough for me. (I have two hands, and all my fingers and toes)
Talk about nervous ,,, I went through with a 13 inch black strap on dildo.(gag gift for Toy exchange) Just happened to be the year they installed the exray machines as your coming in . green light yeh,,,,,,,,, I put toys in a clear bag in bottom of suitcase, never had any issues
i worked security for years but the best 1 i heard was from a team member who had been at another site while checking employee's bags a female had a didlo in her bag as this was a overseas site the local FN security officers had never seen one before so when they turned it on they all panicked throwing it on the ground drew their weapons and had her spread eagle on the ground and was about to beat the didlo with there batons to stop it from bouncing around on the ground.
Hahahaha defiantly didn't realize what I was saying there. Trust me this shampoo bottle isn't fitting in anyone. (oh wait, it's 2015, I have seen videos that disprove this. One comes to mind called "wow f**cking amazing", but I don't think you can find it anymore. It involved an entire grown man's shaved head) Call me an ugly woman and take my picture to show all the people you work with. Now pull up my scrotum and take that shampoo bottle out of my ass. (thanks for now getting this song stuck in my head )
