While I agree in general...some comments. 1) If it ends in sexual fluids being discharged does it really matter how you got to that point? Honestly- does it? --Yes. Because if I was alone in the room when it happened, I should be shot. 2) You only live once, so experience every fun and crazy thing that you possibly can. --Yes. Well...never mind, yes. 3) It’s just a mouth. --Yes. But if it's coming at me, there better not be a mustache over it. 4) Girls kissing girls is really cool and girls engaging in this activity should feel nothing but proud. --And encouraged, and congratulated, and rewarded, and naked. Wait, did I just say naked? I didn't mean that. Not really. Well...kind of. Partially naked? Never mind. 5) No penetration no foul. --Yes. I'm sure if I really think on this one, I'll find an exception, but for now, yes. 6) A member of the June 2011 Cancun Group cannot get mad at another member (circle of trust). --See #3. 6a) If for some reason rule #6 cannot be adhered to there's always room in Kenny & Cheryl's bed. --I will purposely get mad at someone if there are partially naked kissing girls in Kenny and Cheryl's bed. 7) Even if there are 13 unoccupied seating areas it's best to sit on KFoss' lap. --Especially if you're a man. All others may sit in M's lap in the chair next to K's... 8) State, Federal, and Local laws concerning obscenity do not apply to the June 2011 Cancun Group. --Especially if you're...never mind, just see #4. 9) What happens in Cancun never happened. --Except in my own mind, where things hopefully will not need to be exaggerated in order to ensure an evil smile. 10) Any male or female massage activity must involve at LEAST two women (willing or unwilling). --With obvious hopes that the unwilling change their minds. 11) The safety word for the trip is "Armageddon." No means yes but if someone yells out the safety word, all in the group must stop what they are doing. --Even if the word is pronounced Armashgenon. 12) If any male in the group looks down on his luck, or appears to be feeling left out, all females within the area are instructed to quickly engage him with a group hug. --Thus ensuring I will be practicing my "down on my luck" look in the mirror. 12a) If any female in the group looks down on her luck, or her breasts appear to be feeling neglected***, all males within the area are instructed to quickly engage her with a group hug. --Thus ensuring that unless laughing hysterically, you shall be considered down on your luck. 13) Nicknames must be given or earned. --I'm striving to earn the nickname "down on my luck." 14) No pumping up one’s own boyfriend or husband. --Except in a private area, with or without an audience, in which case pumping up AND down is acceptable. 15) "Armageddon" is not a word you can just toss out there all willy nilly. If this word is used when the group does not feel it was warranted the offender will be spanked repeatedly. --I will be the one whispering in my wife's ear "Ok, now remember how we practiced...yell it really loud...right now...don't worry, it's not silly at all, just yell the word, you'll make new friends...oh and honey, this may not have been the right time to be wearing a thong but go ahead..." 16) No talk of work whatsoever while in Cancun. Exceptions: If you work in the porn industry, are a prostitute or are involved in the design of sexual enhancement devices. --Or a sex therapist, or a bartender, or an exotic dancer, or...
Excellent 13) Nicknames must be given or earned. --I'm striving to earn the nickname "down on my luck."
I’m glad you guys are enjoying the rules!! I created these rules prior to our first trip to Blue Bay Getaway in February of 2006 (which is now Temptation). They are obviously just for laughs. However, if you find this list even slightly offensive please cancel your trip now. I have one suggestion for everyone: Can you please add your names and dates to your signature line? It will make it easy for everyone to figure out who is who and when they’ll be at Temptation.
or send some info to knb-texas and he has put togther a great attendence roster. http://www.cancuncare.com/forum/groups/mid-june-11-temptation-visitors-d55-attendance-roster.html
kfLoss....kfLoss....kfLosss!!! Folks need to be warned what you'll be prancing around the pool in...jus' sayin'
