Woman to Guy: This whole bar scene pickup thing is so antiquated and sexist... so what do you say I buy YOU a drink, take you home, fuck you and not call the next morning??? You know... just to switch things up!
One I used a party. Girl was saying she needed a man who could go morning noon and night. I said "oh, a quickie." She said no, a guy who can go 24/7. "Yeah, a quickie" Still feel bad about my friends towel rod getting ripped out after. Thought they were more sturdy.
- Ask for a clean towel from the bartender. Wipe your face as you tell her your cleaning her seat. - Your name must be Pinky Toe cuz I'd bang you on my coffee table. - You make me feel like a squirrel. I want to bury my nuts in you. - I might not go down in history but, I'll be glad to go down on you.
Requires props: [Get a gray color swatch from Home Depot and cut into pieces. Walk by and hand her one piece and say "here you go" and walk off. 5 minutes later, walk by and hand her another piece. On the 3rd run, she should ask you what the hell you're doing... you reply:] "By the end of the night, I'm gonna give you ALL 50 shades of grey... and you're gonna love it!"
If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head? Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later. I run faster horny then you do afraid Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight Hey girl, you ever had your belly button tickled from the inside? Hey girl, you wanna go halfsies on a baby?
