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  1. Someonejoe

    Someonejoe Newbie Registered Member

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    Why are ducks feet flat? Stomping out forest fires!
    Why are elephants feet flat? Stomping out flaming ducks!
     
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    How can you tell your girlfriend has been putting on weight?

    She starts fitting into your wife's clothes
     
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    What do you call a rabbit with a bent cock? Fu_ks Funny.:aktion030:
     
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    dikfore I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Oh we're going science direction?

    Higgs Boson walks into a church.

    The priest looks at him and says;

    "FINALLY! We can have mass"!
     
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    dikfore I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    oh and before anybody does it...

    PMS jokes are not funny. Period.
     
  6. Neil_Jo

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    Captain Morgan
    God Bless the Captain's Every Where

    [​IMG]
     
  7. Neil_Jo

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    How many Habs fans does it take to change a light bulb??

    5!

    1 to change it and 4 to tell you just how good that old light bulb used to be..
     
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    What's the difference bewteen a Canadian and a New Yorker?

    One says "How's it goin', ay?" and the other says "Ay, how's it goin'?
     
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    What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a blowjob?

    You don't know?

    Meh, it's not important.

    Say, who's up for ice cream?
     
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    What's the difference between a Northern fairy tale and a Southern fairy tale?
    A Northern fairy tale begins, "Once upon a time..."
    A Southern fairytale begins, "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
     
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