Discussion in 'Free For All' started by Neil_Jo, Mar 14, 2013.
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mother.
When we had to have "the talk" with our daughter, we kept it short & simple.
We said if a boy touches your boobies, tell him "Don't!"... If a boy touches your panties, tell him "Stop!"...
She said if he touches them both, can I tell him "Don't stop?!?"
haha. true story-wife just told me that our nine year old son came home from picture day and she asked him how his picture pose was-his response was "I POSED LIKE CAPT MORGAN" just like dads bottle
same here , that was funny.....hahahahahah
That is frickin hilarious!! I wish I could find my picture with the captain and the wenches(very hot wenches)! Wonder what the teachers thought or better yet, what the grandparents/relatives will think when you pass out pictures!
A pirate walks into a bar with a peg leg, a parrot on his shoulder, and a steering wheel on his pants. The bartender says, "hey, you''ve got a steering wheel on your pants."
The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It''s driving me nuts."
This from my 14 yr old son.......why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
I actually had to chuckle.
Ladys walks into her doctors office and tells the doctor her husband isn't performing at home lately.
He sends her home with a few pills and instructions on how to medicate him daily.
Every morning she sneaks a capsule into his coffee, the sexy life picks back up and she starts adding more each day into his coffee and it gets better & Better.
One day their son comes home from school and see's a what a mess this has caused and runs out of the house and to the doctors screaming to the doctor office
He runs inside and shouts doctor doctor, my mommy is dead, my sister is pregnant, my ass is killing me and my dad is now saying here kitty kitty kitty.
Why is it so hard to play Uno with a Mexican?
They steal all the green cards.
Currently my "relationship" is "engaged" to "Morgan Captain" on FB...it's complicated.