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  1. Neil_Jo

    Neil_Jo Addict Registered Member

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    Ok here it is.
    Give us a short Joke

    Whats the diff between GOD and a Fighter pilot..?
    God does'nt think he's/she's a fighter pilot ... BAHHAHAHAHAHA:bash:
     
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    sweetchildomine I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    What do you call a guy with no arms or legs hanging on the wall? - ART
    What do you call a lady with 1 arm and 1 leg? - Ilene
    What do you call an asian lady with 1 arm and 1 leg? -Irene
    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying on the floor? -Matt


    Confucius say, man who farts in church sits in own pew.
     
  3. GoGoBlanco

    GoGoBlanco Not spoilt, Privileged! Registered Member

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    Confucious say "man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day".
    :daisy:
    (Blanco will never believe this one ever got on CCC Haha!)
     
  4. JoeMar

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    A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says "I can't serve you."
    The mushroom replies "Why not? I'm a fun guy."
     
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    GoGoBlanco Not spoilt, Privileged! Registered Member

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    This thread is going to get really bad.....
    Horse walks into a bar. Barman says "why the long face?"
    :daisy:
     
  6. kmontoya

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    ok, what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in a pool? bob!!!
     
  7. whatapair

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    Getting old

    An old man was laying in bed when all of a sudden his wife runs out of the bathroom and whips open her robe and yells " SUPER PUSSY" the man replies I'll have the "SOUP"
     
  8. sweetchildomine

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    what sound does an Italians car make when he gets a flat?

    wop wop wop
     
  9. sweetchildomine

    sweetchildomine I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Just about spit out my capt n coke! GREAT ONE!
     
  10. whatapair

    whatapair Enthusiast Registered Member

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    My wife comes out of the shower this morning and says look honey I "Shaved my Pussy Again" you know what that means.. Wink Wink..
    Ya means the f...ing drain is plugged again.
     
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