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  1. Greta

    Greta Guest

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    Hot Revenge

    Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them there.
    A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably.

    The other missionary couldn't believe it! He said, ''What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?''

    The other missionary replied, ''I just peed in the soup!''





    80-Pounder


    Did you hear about the 80-pound guy with the 40-pound testicles?
    People say he was half-nuts...
     
  2. Greta

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    The Jumper

    A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink,
    and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening
    to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead
    $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take
    that bet!"

    Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead
    the $50 she owed. The redhead said "I can't take this, you're
    my friend."

    The blonde said "No. A bet's a bet."

    So the redhead said "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this
    earlier on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money."

    The blonde replied "Well, so did I, but I never thought
    he'd jump again!"
     
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