Jen&Kyle Trip Report Octoberbreast TTR + Desire RM 2015

This past Oct was the first trip to TTR for my wife and I. We chose the first week in Oct because of two other couples we were meeting there. Researching TTR prior to going, I found cancuncare and the Octoberbreast group. We were so lucky. Once there with the cancuncare and Octoberbreast braclets, we felt like part of the family. Awesome group, we will be there same time every year. R
P.S. We are still looking to buy an existing contract from an owner. If you know of an owner who wants to sell, please let me know. Thanks again for everything.

 

Oh No! I hope you are healing well! Feel better soon!

Nikki

 

Thanks. Slowly but surely getting back to normal but hasn't been fun. Had pins put in two broken fingers and three total placed in a splint. Been about pain management ever since so wasn't worth one crazy night. The story is we have an annual xmas neighborhood night out dinner. It is BYOB so lots of shots and quick drinking of red bull vodkas to try to finish everything before heading out to the regular bars so we don't have to carry anything. Hit the bars and ran into some low 20's somethings (we r 40 but for some reason I think I can still party like a 25 year old) friends of mine from the Uk that I coach sports with. Well I do my best but these young uk guys sure can drink. Shot after shot seems to be their thing. We even had some young ladies buying us shots Can't turn those down lol. Well it gets fuzzy from there but I remember taking uber home with two neighbor couples and my wife. Dropping one off across the street from my house. Letting them out and chit chatting. Turning around and seeing uber drive off. Thinking it would be funny to chase the uber driver like a dog and run beside them. Our house was only 30 yards away. While running I was carrying the left over liquor from the party and a Pollyanna gift that involved a 6 pack holder and a 6 pack. Tripping on an uneven sidewalk. Flying through the air and landing with my hand between the sidewalk and the bag of liquor on my shoulder then my body on top. Fun. But there is the story. Now 8-12 weeks of inconvenience because I got too drunk and chased an uber driver and broke 3 fingers. I am sure it happens to each and every one of us at some point in their life jk

 

Bummer man, best of luck on a speedy recovery. Well at least you went to the doctors, and must have set everything correctly if you have pins. Over the years I have broken fingers 13+ times and part of my hand. Arthritis sucks.

And yes it does happen to everyone of us at some point...OK well at least all the idiots I hang out with anyway. My dad broke a wrist and the other arm in a drunken BBQ footrace. The one cast covered most of his fingers, and went almost to the shoulder for 13 weeks. (First time I ever beat him in a race at 25 years old).

 

yikes, 13 times? Are you a fighter? I am going to be soooooo careful going forward since this has been way more painful and inconvenient than i could ever imagine. i can function enough though that i will FINALLY finish the last trip report entry today. Been slow on here and now we need to fill the vancouver child entertainment void left after yesterday

 

Yes I was. Ahh the good old days Now I just go with the lover side of the expression. My most recent injuries where both sustained at TRR; a concussion(trip 2) and sprained ankle(trip 3). I'm debating wearing padding and a helmet on my next trip.

 

Final entry in the never ending trip report

Wow. I was soooo slow in posting the final installment that we got bumped to the trip report page. Oops. Apologies but here it is.

Saturday

Sadly our last full day. Big T and the mrs were heading out in the early morning and we expected to say good bye to LT and Jen also about mid day. We did the buffet for breakfast and then ran into LT and Jen. Despite the resort being sold out they were able to extend a day. They had to buy into premiere to make a room available but hey we have heard of worse reasons for buying in so why not if it means one more day in paradise. See their trip report for more details. Happy to have good TTR friends with us for the last day.

For our last day we were determined to spend some time on the beach beds and relive our first beach bed experience at Desire Pearl a year and a half ago. So the official rule is no sexual activity on the beach. Apparently signs are posted but I try hard to never read any signs while on vacation so I can always claim ignorance and beg for forgiveness. And if the staff sees 'funny business' going on they seem to ignore it as long as it isn't blatantly obvious. So don't get busy right on the beach. But if you are in a beach bed that isn't 100% in the open and you have the side wind barriers down then they seem to give you your freedom. Best to pick a 2nd row bed though and be aware of passer byes so if that rare occasion (we have only seen it once) occurs where a family walks by you can well, disengage? So we did our thing in the late morning before joining the party crowd in the pool in the early afternoon.

Saturday afternoon is the pool casino. They have a floating blackjack table and I think I saw a floating roulette table. Really just another excuse to drink and meet people. Enjoyed socializing with friends we had met throughout the week and new folks who just arrived. Very easy to meet people just like at TTR.

I enjoy when people come up and say hey r you Jen n Kyle from ccc. A great way to meet people you otherwise would probably not meet. We do the same thing. And clearly I am the type of guy that likes attention (sorry). Also nice when they follow up with compliments. Thank you. But probably not a good idea to then say to Jen... 'Wow did some random guy really shove his hand up your dress your 1st ever night at Desire? You didn't want to leave immediately after that?'. Maybe a little too much 2 mins into just meeting someone but I guess it comes with the territory when u put your business out there. Regretted writing the reports a little after that one but oh well I enjoy telling a story and reliving the experience too much I guess. I have left out more details this time though (hard to believe right? With how long this one has been) and am thinking the Saturday night portion of the report is an amazing story but how do I share without getting myself in trouble? Hmmm. I guess there are worse problems in the world to have.

I think the lunch buffet area stays open until about 4 and with all the fun on the beach bed and then the socializing around the pool casino games we didn't get to eat until then. It was nice to grab a bite before starting one last epic night. After a quick bite we did the hot tub with our new vanilla friends mentioned earlier in the report from New Jersey. Their last night too. I always enjoy how people seem to just say f it on their last night and any barriers or limits seem to be broken down or removed. Clearly this was the case for them as she decided she was now interested in girls ha. Jen seems to have that effect on ladies. Just a beautiful thing at the evening jacuzzi happy hour.

Dinner time. 8pm this night. Salao again but for the first time I can remember in any of our trips to any of the original resorts we decided to get one of the up charge items from the menu. We both went with lobster tails which were $40 usd each. They were surprisingly worth it. Cooked right and not over seasoned. Another plus is during duscussion with our waiter (the staff always makes an effort to engage with you) we mentioned how we loved the sushi appetizer from Suki. Before you knew it he had brought some sushi appetizers over from Suki for us to enjoy. Above and beyond service. We opened up our last bottle of wine and enjoyed us time before the party.

The theme Saturday night was lingerie / mask night. The resort had a sexy strip show in the disco and then pulled people up to do a cat walk on the stage. It got really hot. When there is no nudity police or rules, well use your imagination, fun things happen centered around the party. No open all out stuff in the middle of the disco though mostly so it isn't too over the top. Just sexy and fun. The crazy stuff happens in the play room, jacuzzi area or in private so if you don't want it in your face then it is avoidable.

The mrs had on this outfit...


Needless to say 'we' received a lot of attention on the dance floor this night. We were doing our thing, socializing, dancing and enjoying some drinks when the lady of the Guatemalan couple I mentioned earlier approached... You know, the couple we enjoyed people watching, curious as couple after couple hit on them with it going nowhere. Had that ridiculous sexy Latin American flair that us Americans seem to fall for way too often The same couple that enjoyed sexy fun on the bed next to us pool side earlier in the story. She didn't speak English. She nicely caressed Jens arm and led her further out onto the dance floor. Now my wife is a pretty damn good dancer but these two together were insane. Things dreams are made of (well my dreams). What made it the best ever is Jen is usually the more outgoing one making a move here or there. Tonight it was the opposite and Mrs Guatamala proceeded to sensually disrobe the mrs right on the dance floor, 1 piece of clothing at a time (ok there was only 3 pieces). Soon others on the dance floor began to notice and backed away to watch, forming a circle around them as the lady fun got hotter and hotter. I don't think Jen even realized she was nude until several minutes after she was nude Mrs Guatamala was that skilled. Jen returned the favor and they moved to the strippers pole to continue the show. Some other ladies coupled up. This lady love was spreading like wildfire. I could not possibly imagine a hotter scene. Mr Guatamala joined me and explained that mrs Guatamala does not speak English but of course she appeared to have no issue communicating with Jen. Mrs G hopped down and said something to Mr G in Spanish and then rejoined Jen on the pole. He turned to me nicely, face a little flush. Ok here is where we have to create some plausible deniability with this story and keep this family friendly. I will not confirm or deny anything so how about some multiple choice. So Mr G said ... Mrs G would like to know if Jen...

A. Would like to grab a coffee after the dance

B. Has seen what happened to her dress

C. Got her outfit at Macy's

Or

D. Would like to be ___ by Mrs G with a strap on.

After a double take, a huge smile and thoughts of how much I love Desire I responded with 'well you have to ask Jen that one'. As of course I neither knew if Jen wanted coffee or what happened to her dress or if she got her dress at Macy's or would like to be ___ w a strap on by Mrs G as she had never done anything like this before. We each first got a dance with the ladies and then decided to move the party up to the hot tub to get to know each other a little better as after all it isn't every day you get asked to coffee by relative strangers Some of the audience members from the dance floor joined us and up the party moved to the hot tub. That hot tub gets really, really hot some nights. And I actually mean temperature hot. Tip: we found it hottest in the corner close to the bar so if u r cold hang there, if hot move further away from the bar. Another tip: if you decide you want to move the party elsewhere you can tip very well and the staff will go setup your room for you. If you have a hot tub they will fill it. They even added some candles. I guess they have been asked to do this before End result is the 4 of us decided to go have that coffee and never did use the in room hot tub after all. I think we have to create a new bucket list after this trip.


Well this trip report took way too long to complete but we have finally reached the end. Sunday morning we were off to the airport. USA Transfers on time. Plenty of time to spare despite telling them our flight was 30 mins later than actual so they wouldn't pick us up too early. Definitely one of the best, if not the best, trip ever.


If you have any questions please don't hesitate to ask here or on PM. I am behind on some PM questions and will catch up on them now. Was a busy holiday season. Ready to start planning 2016 vacations

 

Hot hot hot!! That was worth the wait! As always, excellent trip report! How is you hand/fingers doing now? Recovering well?

Nikki

 

Thanks. Yes, much better. Got my splint off and pins out this week. 4-8 weeks of rehab now but I think I will be fine before then. I am highly motivated to get better quick. Been going stir crazy. And Jen is teasing me by setting rewards for when I get better

 

Thanks for the trip report, we are doing 3 days 2 nights at DRM at the end of our Temptations trip. I know I will be kicking myself fr not making it more than 2 nights but we have to go back to work unfortunately.