Jan 30th - Feb 6th Anyone else going to be there this time?

Re: Booze Cruise

suck it up and take a gravol lol

 

Hey gus and mel, Im sure there will be no chair to be had by the sexy pool when we get in, so find a cozy spot to sip!!! Or with the shaved head, just tell someone to get ya 8 Fu?!ing chairs cause ya got some hoemies for No Dak coming and ya dont wanna piss em off! haha What, 210 hours left till we CHILL!

 

Calculations on time left

Current time: 9:35 p.m., 01/21/09
Arrival in Cancun: 1:55 pm 01/26/09 112 hours 20 minutes
Arrival at Temptations (estimate): 3:35 p.m. 01/26/09 114 hours
First beer (estimate): 3:37 p.m. 114 hours, 2 minutes

Good lord! That's still 6842 minutes or 410520 seconds left! :?

Time is going by way tooooo sloooooowly :!: Can't someone speed up time :?:

 

And to make matters worse:

I was supposed to be OFF after Thursday, so I was supposed to be "free" from about 4 p.m. Thursday on

but.......

Now I have to work Friday! What a pain in the a$$. Then again, when I'm actually working I'm not thinking about being in the sun, drinking beer.

 

hey gutch, look at the bright side, I wiil be working monday when your drinking all my damn cervaza. PLEASE leave me some!!

 

Could I possibly drink all of Cancun dry (or at least Temptations) in under a week? Hmmmmmmm...... what a thought!

It reminds me of an old joke:

An old drunk is sitting on the sidewalk, looking up at a building across the street, muttering to himself, "Impossible, it can't be done"
A curious person walks up, stops and tries to figure out what the old drunk is muttering about and looking at. After a minute or so he can't figure it out so he asks the old guy "What is impossible, what can't be done?"

The old drunk looks at him and says "The sign, it's impossible, it can't be done, I've tried!"

The person then gets it ........


- the sign -


Drink Canada Dry!

In case you don't know, Canada Dry is a ginger ale and they used to have "Drink Canada Dry" signs on many confectionery stores. :lol:


My new goal in life :

Drink Cancun Dry!

Actually, truth be told, I'm NOT a big drinker!

 

LMFAO! Very Good!!

 

Thanks! Since you complimented my attempt at humour, I promise to save at least one cerveza for you, and it will be a cold one too.

 

Hey Gutch!! I see you get`there on the 26th, when do you leave? Are we gonna meet and talk about old times?? Like when you were blasted from all that tequilla,and T made ya take your shorts off cause you lost at volleyball and your left man bit was tanned way more than your right one? AHHH , remember that crazy day.! I do------- not remember that!! Save gus and mel, and 6 off us crazy ba$!ards from No.Dak country a seat by the sexy pool on Fri. (Jan.30th). That is a total of 8 spots you need to save! You will know it when we get there!! Promise!! Some crazy Brit lady with us and I promiseeee, You will know! Think of it this way, the more spots ya save, the less ya need to go get drinks, Cause we will do it! At least I will have the crazy Brit Chic (ALI) go do it.

 

Er Shane ... Excuse me ... BUT this crazy Brit is gonna be on her best behavior. Your darn HOT, SEXY lil' wifey Rocks ... She is a bad influence ... & way NAUGHTIER !! Hope I can keep up. HaHa. :bootyshake: 8 days of sobriety & clean-living left !