Is gollum on crack to be trusted ?

imagine if mcsmee reported us to social services... the look on their faces when they see he is our son would be enough for me to actually go through with the adoption!!!!

 

yes, they have filed the papers for my adoption, I will slaughter my parents.....

I wonder when we will get our reply? I will not be the neglected child..... Also Shez documents have being submitted but they are forged

 

oh no.... think of the families mcsmee! yyyyes, thats right, you remember that conversation!

 

yes, it is terrible, we must find a hobo?

 

ahhhaa haaaa @ hobo! a street bum with whiskey bottle in brown paper bag?

 

yes, a right begger who collectes the pennys?

 

cor blimey! where can we find anyone like that?!!!!! some kind of pest?!

 

yes but not a sexpest.... just a normal one. Perhaps if you look deep in your own mind, maybe even in your dreams

 

U WISH!

 

get lost