IMPORTANT QUESTIONS!!

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    Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
     
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    How come you never see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
     
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    Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?
     
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    Wouldn't a better name for a proctologist be an astronaut?
     
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    How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?

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    What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
     
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    What do people in China call their good plates?
     
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