IMPORTANT QUESTIONS!!

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  1. Tinder

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    On the old Superman TV show, when a crook shot at Superman, the bullets bounced off his chest but, when the crook threw his gun, Superman ducked. Why?
     
    Tinder, Jan 20, 2008
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  2. LadyLegs

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    Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
     
    LadyLegs, Jan 20, 2008
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  3. Tinder

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    Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
     
    Tinder, Jan 20, 2008
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    If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
     
    Tinder, Jan 20, 2008
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    LMAO!!!
     
    Greta, Jan 21, 2008
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    Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
     
    LadyLegs, Jan 21, 2008
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  7. Tinder

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    Do people who can't read get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
     
    Tinder, Jan 21, 2008
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    If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
     
    Tinder, Jan 21, 2008
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  9. Fletch

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    testi.............OHHHHHHHHHHH i get it now hahahaha yes
     
    Fletch, Jan 21, 2008
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    Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
     
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