IMPORTANT QUESTIONS!!

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  1. Tinder

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    If 7-11 convenience stores never close, why do they have locks on the doors?
     
  2. LadyLegs

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    Why does 24hr fitness close at 11pm?
     
  3. Jamie

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    How do you stick a tab in a g-string? :shock:

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    why is it called taking a poop when you're actually leaving one? :lol: :lol:
     
  5. Tinder

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    If a deaf mute child swears, does his parents wash his hands with soap?
     
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    Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
     
  7. Fletch

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    donald duck does not wear pants, yet when he comes out of the shower hes got a towel around his waist.....why?
     
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    Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
     
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    What is another word for thesaurus?
     
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    what's the difference between a novel and a book?
     
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