Well I am you will be pleased to hear that the place is now closed. You are safe my man. What time does your flight get in again? Are you coming from Amsterdam?
Ta daaaa..................... Traveller information Traveller names, loyalty programs, and ticket type Traveller 1 IAN ***** Airline Ticket Number: ************* Electronic Primary phone number: 0440114******* Meal (if available): Standard Requests for disabled travelers: Notice to airline of the ticket number Flight information ebookers record locator: PBEBUK785131**** To make changes to your trip, please call Customer Service at 0800 074 4444. Trip details | Terms and conditions Leave Fri, 9 Nov 14hr 15min Total time Depart Manchester KLM Royal Dutch Airlines 1072 Economy | Boeing 737 1hr 30min 06:10 Manchester Int'l Airport (MAN) Stop 1 Amsterdam 08:40 Amsterdam-Schiphol airport (AMS) | Snack Change planes. Time between flights: 4hr 30min Depart Amsterdam KLM Royal Dutch Airlines 6097 Operated by NORTHWEST AIRLINES INC Economy | Boeing 757 8hr 15min 13:10 Amsterdam-Schiphol airport (AMS) Arrive Hartford, Connecticut 15:25 Bradley International (BDL) | Dinner, Snack Return Mon, 12 Nov 9hr 10min Total time Overnight flight. Depart Hartford, Connecticut KLM Royal Dutch Airlines 6098 Operated by NORTHWEST AIRLINES INC Economy | Boeing 757 7hr 5min 17:35 Bradley International (BDL) Stop 1 Amsterdam 06:40 Amsterdam-Schiphol airport (AMS) | Dinner Change planes. Time between flights: 0hr 40min Depart Amsterdam KLM Royal Dutch Airlines 1073 Economy | Boeing 737 1hr 25min 07:20 Amsterdam-Schiphol airport (AMS) Arrive Manchester 07:45 Manchester Int'l Airport (MAN) | Snack Ian :lol:
Buddy, you're staying in a penthouse... It's a local University/College town... You could be dressed in spandex bike shorts with a tiger printed thong showing up your back, tube socks with sandals, fluorescent pink low cut tight muscle shirt with a hairy pot sticking out, busted Top Gun style sunglasses with duck tape and sporting a mullet under a truckers cap. All you have to do is tell the barmaid to charge it to your penthouse and you'll be sure to get some attention from some hungry College chick desperate for a free meal Depending on how bright the shirt is, you may also get teh attention of some hungry male students as well... If you want, I'll give you 2-1 odds on a $20 bet...
OMG, I am in tears laughing reading this. But you hit it right on the head. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: