Martin was arrested for 'bigamy'. A woman claiming to be my wife showed up at my door with my 2 long lost kids. Well, if I'm to be arrested for bigamy, I want to experience it first dangit! I hope she's decent looking. I make some very decent looking kids btw.
Here's what came up under mine: "Police arrest man for shooting couch." However it was the Town's name that pulled me up... Willow Glen. The wife however has an extensive rap sheet. :lol:
Well apparently I am a alcoholic druggy terrorist with the occasional sex crime thrown in for good measure. Good thing I have Karan on retainer.