I sang to a banana because I'm cool

Val and Tonya: it seems you have the same birthday as my mom & aunt! (they're twins) That's cool!

 

Funny phrases

I loved a monster because I hate my family
LOL..... Oh god that was funny.

 

Exactly the same here!

I yelled at an ipod because Im sexy and I do what I want to!

 

I murdered a fireman because that's how I roll :shock:

 

I puked on a noodle because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Miller

 

Gotta love us Libras!!! :wink:

 

Absolutely! I'm going to marry a Libra as well! WoooooHoooooooo!

 

I loved a football player because I'm a ninja

 

I smoked a goat because im sexy and I do what I want to do

 

I loved a permanent marker because I hate my family