Dam.. Donald you guys may know me to well... here's hoping should know for sure tonight, Apr 12 - 19.. I just can't take this cold bitter weather any longer, I need somthing to keep me going.. i swear I'm almost outta my mind :icon_redface:
G-DAMN SNOW AGAIN TODAY 7-12 MORE INCHES COMING DOWN NOW!! LIFE IN NEW YORK SUCKS!!! :sauer005: :aktion052: 45 MORE DAYS!!!!
Subject: Cardiologist's funeral A well-known and successful cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital where he worked for most of his life. A unique display stood by the casket during the wake and service. It was a huge heart, covered completely in flowers. All the doctors from the hospital were in awe. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket was rolled inside.The heart then closed, sealing the cardiologist in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.. When all eyes turned to stare at him, he said, "I am so sorry, but I was just thinking of my own funeral…I'm a gynecologist."
Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). ATD: At The Doctor's BFF: Best Friend Farted BTW: Bring The Wheelchair BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth CBM: Covered By Medicare CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center DWI: Driving While Incontinent FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers FWIW: Forgot Where I Was FYI: Found Your Insulin GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low! GHA: Got Heartburn Again HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On? LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out LOL: Living On Lipitor LWO: Lawrence Welk's On OMMR: On My Massage Recliner OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas. ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop TTYL: Talk To You Louder WAITT: Who Am I Talking To? WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again WTP: Where's The Prunes? WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
We're there the same dates as you are... as well as alot of others. It will be great a time partying with you and everyone else.
A blonde is showing off her new tattoo of a giant seashell on her upper inner thigh. Her friends ask her why she would get such a tattoo and in that location. She responds 'It's really cool. If you put your ear up against it, you can smell the ocean.'
I'm almost positive that we are going, we've been waiting for Temptations to get back to us about the 2 nights 3 days we won for the perfect couple contest. It really does look like a great bunch will be there, look forward to partying you also, and of course everyone else, this april group sounds awsome..
