Hey Woody, I have the same doctor! First time I saw her she told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked her why and she said, ""Cause I'm trying to examine you....".....
Here’s the start of April’s 2011 .pdf file for us April 2011 TTR Addicts. If you want to get on it, please e-mail me your: NAMES, CANCUNCARE SCREEN NAMES, DATES YOU’LL BE THERE (IF YOU’RE THERE IN MOSTLY APRIL) & A PICTURE OF YOU ALONG WITH YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS TO ME— vetter79@rochester.rr.com Woody 315-986-7450 As the list updates, I will forward it to everyone on the list that I have addresses for. Hopefully this worked out for most when we did it this year so let’s see if we can do it again! Woody & Sue (We’ve booked for April 12th – 21st 2011)
You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, Or get married and wish you were dead. __________ At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' 'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.' __________ A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: 'Husband Wanted'. Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' __________ A little boy asked his father, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?' Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.' __________ A young son asked, 'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?' Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.' __________ Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. __________ If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep. __________ Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. __________ First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!' Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
Naughty things you can only say on Thanksgiving............. 1. Talk about a huge breast!!! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the insides moist. 3. It's cool whip time!!!! 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!!!! 5. That's one good looking spread!!! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet?? 8. It's a little dry, do you still wanna eat it?? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!!! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in!!! 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once??? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come all at once!!! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you stick it in?? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
Q:Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger, women who are interested in them? A:Try a bookstore, under Fiction. Q:What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A:Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to live. Q:How can you increase the heart rate of your over-60 year-old husband? A:Tell him you're pregnant. Q:How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles? A:Take off your glasses. Q:Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face? A:Go braless. It will usually pull them out. Q:Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking? A:Valets don't forget where they park your car. Q:Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? A:Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem. Q:As people age, do they sleep more soundly? A:Yes, but usually in the afternoon. Q:Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses? A:On their foreheads. Q:What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores? A:"Gosh, I remember these!" SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor, RIGHT?
