To give you the full report, Jodie actually glued Blue Sparkly Glitter to my balls, for blue balls and then someone refered to it as Unicorn Dust (candycookiecake) lol
I guess I would say that this isn't a lifestyle resort. That being said, you can go way small on a woman without exposing all to see, other than topless, but not so much on a man. Yes there have been men dressed in very, very little but not very often. Other than as a joke now and then not real hit on the wanna see list either. If it's for you and your lady, great, you booked a room for that. I personally don't really want to see a steady diet of men's junk hanging out. This place is what it is, and if you want more, Desires is just down the road. I mean really, if you’re asking what the limit is before security asks you to put more on, then all you're doing is playing the role of how much trouble can I cause before the bouncer has to play the heavy. I know it's an overstatement of what you asked, and I'm taking it to the extremes but we have had folks do this before in the past and then security starts watching everyone and an overall damper gets put on the whole resort. So I would suggest taking what you might want to wear, see what the crowd is doing (cause trust me the crowd is always doing the limit), and go from there. Just my 2 cents and it's probably worth all of that at least. Jamie
Oh...AMEN to this post. I am sorry double standard here - I love to see the ladies with very little on but men...cover those naughty bits..
here we go with the double standards again A guy shoes up with a mankiny or pouch and he's disgusting , and a large women shoes up with a thong and she's brave and outgoing . Gimmi a break,, this is TTR , do what you want , and wear what you want
Overall I'd agree that us guys should stick to more sturdy swimwear than the ladies, they just pull it off better lol! That being said if a guy wants to wear a mankini a la Borat, then go for it. Just make sure the boys can't pop out and jump at me lol!
