the classic drunken texts are so bad... but so good hahah... i'm always first to send out a classic text forward in the morning saying im sorry if i offended anyone
me and gemma were saying in another thread you can actually do anything when you are drunk (but not drive, kids!) i never get a bit tipsy, i always have to get f*cked to the point i make a complete tit of myself and everytime i swear not to get that drunk again but i always do. New years eve i left the club on my own at about 3.30 and remember thinkin i couldnt walk straight. then i remember being woken up by two complete strangers. i was lying sprawled out in a puddle outside a shop!! apparently aswell when me and gemma get drunk we:- chase emu's (emo's) haha dont ask we try put each other in the tumble drier insult our friends climb up each other in night clubs (??!?! i dont understand either) rap to the little african lady in the toilets the list goes on and on... i'm never drinking again :wink:
last time i went to cancun i disappeared for 4 hours and turned up at my hotel room at 8.30am wiv no top on, soaking wet with sand all over me escorted by 4 security guards lol haven't got a clue where i went!
Pfft, amateurs.. Whilst on a two week holiday on the coast of Spain ( Benidorm ) I went out of the lash Friday night with a few mates........ next thing I recall its Monday afternoon and I'm just waking up in our room in the hotel, completely lost a whole two days and to this day cant remember what we did or where we went..... strong stuff that Sangria :lol: :lol: :lol: On the same holiday a few days later we all went out for the night again as you do, the lads say the last they saw of me was talking to an Italian bird at a bar........ The next thing I remember is waking up on the top of a mountain underneath a 30m tall effergy of a Bull with only one shoe on 20miles away from the resort overlooking the airport and no money. Yet again not got a clue what happened but always a good tlking point at parties.. :lol: I was such a class act when I was younger. :lol: :lol: :lol: Ian :lol:
I swear it's all true and have just found this about the bull I woke up under http://www.theblackbull.org/about.html Ian :lol: :lol:
