Well I have yet to meet my significant other, but if I am 30 years old and still not married I will likely take a trip to Thailand, China, or one of those other countries where you can purchase a wife and then settle down to raise a family. It would be preferable if she could speak english as well.
Just keep her away from Denise & Val. They’ll want to fill her head with self confidence, independence, and other such nonsense. And, why would you want her to speak english? You can make hand gestures to relay the things that you need. Marsh