So the best place to hookup would probably be your hotel room...or if you're Brazilian RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BEACH!!!!
go up to a girl you like. Punch her in the arm and run off too the other side of the playground, i mean bar. then get a friend to tell her you like her. If she likes you back avoid all contact and if eye contact is made giggle ferociously.
HulkHogan.... How many tattoos do you have and are any of them tribal bands around your biceps? I do fine with the ladies in Cancun, to say the least, and I am not tall, all that good looking, funny, buff, or all that jazz. The only thing I have going for me is I am not a Douche. I am amazed at how many guys I see in Cancun who obviously joined a gym 6 weeks before their trip, acquired some illegal performing enhancing drugs, tanned in a salon, got an Japanese character tattooed on their back and simply spit ridiculous terrible game on the beach and clubs. Some girls like this, but most are looking for a guy that is genuine and not a jersey shore action figure. My advice, Hogan, in the AM is when you want to meet the girls. Not after midnight, but at the breakfast buffet, the pool before the crazy drinking starts. This is where you plant seeds, get room numbers, ask where groups of girls are going to be at night. Then,, on the 2nd or 3rd day, these girls will notice you are not trying to have a quick romp (but maybe you are) and they will take interest in you. Let's face it. The girls are on spring break and want to have their fun also, but they have more dignity and want to feel better about themselves while they pick up their clothes on your hotel room floor the next morning.
This is awesome. I love Dutch girls. I am totally going to punch a girl in the arm in the bar and try this.
