There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. ...I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man . . . and then my dog bit me." "So . . . I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!.... But, hell, enough about me, how are you doing?"
HA! and so goes the story of the chicken..... he is a survivor! If that thing can survive Lenni and I torturing him and finger f*#$ing his throat while he screams for help I think that is one tough cock.
That's Our Government! WHEN NASA FIRST STARTED SENDING UP ASTRONAUTS, THEY QUICKLY DISCOVERED THAT BALL-POINT PENS WOULD NOT WORK IN ZERO GRAVITY. TO COMBAT THIS PROBLEM, NASA SCIENTISTS SPENT A DECADE AND BILLIONS, (SOME ESTIMATE 12$BIL) DEVELOPING A PEN THAT WRITES IN ZERO GRAVITY, UPSIDE DOWN, ON ALMOST ANY SURFACE INCLUDING GLASS AND AT TEMPERATURES RANGING FROM BELOW FREEZING TO OVER 300 C. THE RUSSIANS USED A PENCIL. ENJOY PAYING YOUR TAXES, THEYRE DUE AGAIN!
OK addicts... where is the chicken or is he still hiding? I know Carol will be on the hunt for him being the good momma she is!
Re: Hide & Seek the Rubber Chicken The chicken is still out and about.. I had him hung on one of the mast lines on the 16th Boobs Cruise, and he was accidentally left there. Luckily I was able to save him when we went on the 19th cruise and he is now back in good hands floating around the resort.. Sent from my speak and spell.
If you want you can email them to my personal account and I will upload them for you, just PM me your details and I will send you my personal info, although I think its already in a few threads lol
