Dan, if all you got was the application of sunblock and a couple of hershey's kisses I am greatly disappointed in your negotiation skills. Go Mets.
You always go for the big sell up front, meet rejection with a counteroffer, and settle just below your original offer. In this case, you must ask Jessie for marriage and 3 kids. She will be scared of such a thing, but will counter with 'let's go have drinks'. You will come back with 'Great idea! Drinks in Vegas!'. And you will have 3 nights of married bliss. She'll get the dog, you'll go back to Illinois. Perfect!
There's a difference between games and skills, Jess. When you are done toying with them, c'mere and I'll teach you something.
It's all theory when discussions are between Edmonton and Connecticut. I'm just here to put gas on the fire.