Help the Nerd Dawg

Yea...For straight up advice jokes aside....


Just talk to people and don't care...just go have fun talk to everyone guys girls everyone trust me its fun..(NOT INTO GUYS, Before anyone jumps on me for that one lol)

Avoid the Pizza psychotics too lol

 

Look...in all seriousness, if you need advice on how to meet nice young ladies and hopefully hit it off real well you should go to the experts. I found a brief three-step series of pointers, which I think have served some peeps well. Word of warning, there is a little language that may not be appropriate to hear in your office:

1. ...Step One instructions...

2. ...Step Two instructions...

3. ...Step Three instructions...

 

Don't worry, you aren't my type, riki :wink: :lol:

 

And i was ready to make an exception for you until you just broke my heart! :lol: :lol:

 

mmm pizza... how can you not like the pizza in cancun!

 

I know! The guy's a catch, I say.

 

if i was going on spring break and he bought me pizza, i would be pretty pumped :lol:

 

so i want to help the nerd dawg. first off you seem like a total tool to everyone. you are not going to get girls with the whole pizza act. what you need to do is to become a freestyle rapper like myself. i just walk into a crowd of girls and begin to spit 16 bars. they all are like mr. napkins your truly the king of the burbs when i get finshed spitting!

 

if some guy walked in and did that i would probably just look at him and go what? then say mr. napkins ummmmmmm

ill be a fat arse and stick to the pizza! haha :wink:

 

now suppose you cant freestyle rap, then what? there appears to be no other options ha