Discussion in 'Temptation Cancun Forum' started by marshe, Nov 4, 2012.
At JFK, flight at 9:40, next stop TTR
A 55 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 33 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction</x>, breast implants and a tummy tuck.
She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 33 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the
(You'll love this)
God replied: "Shit! I didn't recognize you.
How is it possible for such little clothing to weigh so god damned much?????
We are packing as we speak..if we don't manage to kill each other in the next few hours.. (someone's a little cranky)..we will be landing at 10:30 am tomorrow and at the resort by noon. Finger crossed!!
Going to be an EPIC party!!
Its the shoes!!
First leg of flight done... Quick 1 hour layover (in Atlanta and only had to go 2 gates down AND there is a bar here?!?) drinking a beer and then on our way!
We are at the airport, thru security and waiting to board.... Yippeeee
On the plane. Just need to de-ice and we can take off
See you Tuesday :xyxthumbs:
I sure hate being some of the last to leave!! Sure gets quiet around here when almost everyone is already there... But I am getting excited to get on that plane and get the HE11 out of here. Almost all packed and ready to party!!:ernaehrung015::ernaehrung015: