Gemma and Claire trip report

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  1. Sol_Gemma

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    OK so today i have been gleefully laughing to myself at work thinking about cancun, so i decide to write a trip report to keep the hype!

    Day 1 sunday- We arrive at Dos Playas! The coach set the standard as out of 38 people on the coach, we were 2 of 3 girls.. eeek. Its 5 o clock so we decide to go to our room, then get down to the bar. Start talking to a boy, he introduces us to his group, there are 13 of them and they are from england. Then we decide lets go frogs!!! Off we go. In the line for frogs we spot fletch!!! We do the senor frogs scream lots and go say hi to him inside. Lots of madness happens, meet some boys from new york who we name new york and long island, they think fletch is english, nickyd is there but he didnt look pleased, no grinding tonight as all the boys are english and fresh off the plane, altho we did get groped alot by mexicans

    Day 2 monday- Get up at 12ish, cant remember?? Anywho tonight is the cc meet up!!!! We get to slices, no one is there!!!! :( so we get a couple of beers in. Then fletch is there, then steve and jannet, and 2 english boys from our hotel and plane and this very forum, patbish and (as we named him) ken. Then we meet hammie and her friend brine, hammie is really good. I think thats all at this point. So we go to carlos and charlies and this is when things get hazy.. i am very excited to be in cancun so drink alot of tequila, then i remember other people show up, abcdefg bud, bc stands for, joe, both normas, henry, everyone is really good, this is all i remember, i know more people went but i cant remember them :( next thing i know i have fallen over outside and my knee is bleeding

    Day 3 tuesday- Wake up in bed with no skirt or knickers on because i have been sick all over them and the bathroom is covered in sick!!!! Im so classy. Me and claire go for breakfast then hang around by the pool. Talk to our main group (the 13 boys) eventually one of them drinks so much tequila that he goes to the bar in a thong wearing a t shirt that says im gay :) actually, i cant remember if this is this day or the day before. Oh well. This night we decide we will stay in as have already had 2 good nights

    Day 4 wednesday- Cant remember the day, think we hung out by the pool and swam in the sea. Tonight we go BASIC i have never been here before and its amazing. We go with the entertainment people from the hotel, they take us there in a mini bus that plays porn and we gets the VIP. We hunjg out with the 13 boys, a little maxican man is in love with me so i send him to get 15 tequilas and he does, then i tell him one of the boys is my husband :) we stay here till 5 am! love the bouncing dancefloor

    Day 5 thursday- Again, wtf happenend in the day?? Anyway, tonight we go dadyrock and dadyo. Dadyrock is so good, we get a roped off vip section and bottles of vodka. We pour it into one anothers mouths then decide hey lets victimise the americans as they go past. SO we do! We all point at someone, grab them and force them to drink the vodka. This becomes the best game ever until someone is sick!! HAHA! Somehow we end up in dadyo, then i black out and next thing my camera and phone are gone!!! go back to hotel on my own as have lost claire

    Day 6 friday- speak to claire who was very worried about me last night (sorry claire) again, not sure about the day. Tonight we go out with 5 of the 13 english boys to a bar next to dadyrock. Then we see hammie who is by herself so she stays with us for a bit. All is good until i get sent home to look after one of their friends who is the victim! But i do get him to buy me a pizza from round the corner in dominos! Start talking to some cute americans but then have to leave. At the hotel i am bored so go sit by the pool to eat my pizza, accidentally almost cockblock and english boy and an american girl. Go to reception and find claire!!! She has also been sent home and is not best pleased. Then the best thing happens, in the distance we see someone holding his mate up shouting, 'help! even if you're not english please help' so we run over and are really pleased to see a victim!! we help carry him to his room and out in the recovery position (we think) then the other boy comes to chat round the pool with us, then we discover he is actually a hardcore football hooligan and he tells us how to give someone the 'chelsea smile' so we do one!!!!! he is english of course

    Day 7 saturday- I think this is the day we sat round the pool all day and my knees got sunburned. So i am on the sunlounger and some guy comes and sites next to me. I read my book then claire laughs. Apparently he said to me 'so where are you from' and i put my book up and block him. I didnt even know, so we laugh for ages. Talk to him for a bit, we call him conneticut and his friend i name DUI as he tells me he is wanted by the police for 2nd offence of DUI!! anywho we go to get ready then at dinner they sit with us. Just come over and sit down, brazen as u like! We decide lets go frogs tonight, just us!! Off we go. There is a huge line to get in so we go to the front and we pretend we are confused how to get in, claire does all the talking and we get in!! haha. So happy. I fall over and grab a girls top and rip it, oops! Then someone is waving to me at the bar and it is the 2 boys from last night!! they say 'how is your boyfriend now' i say he is not my boyfriend!!' so we go to dance and immediately get grinded on!! then my friend from last night comes to grind, so we grind for 4 hours then off we go home.

    Day 8 sunday- urrm not sure about the day :( this might be the day i went swimming in the sea with 2 of the 13 english boys and a mexican trys to sell us weed :shock: tonight we go basic, and it is the best night ever. I started off feeling rough, really hot and shaking really bad. Claire has hype and im thinking i need to go home. Then day n night comes on and immediately i feel amazing. There are some naked girls uptairs as its girls gone wild, then there is more wet t shirt. I never seen so many boobs. Then i spot the boy from last night but he is with a blond girl! So i killed her. Not really, i thought oh well. I dancing on the stage with one of the 13 english boys and there is water spraying everywhere, then we decide it will be fun to kick people off the stage! and it is! also i put my foot over the water thing and u can aim it at people!! dont know where claire is :( then later i am by the bar and the boy from last night comes over, yeay! then there are a pair of feet on the bar, so i look and it is claire! laid on the bar, doing bodyshots!!! WOOOOOOooo!

    ok i need to take a break now i will remember more and add to it in a bit
     
  2. EngineerGuy

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    :clap: keep it coming!
     
  3. Zackman

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    Brilliant TR!
    We want more, more, more.
    Also since you and Claire were at a hotel with loads of lonely English boys don't leave out the KnD...
    :D :wink:
     
  4. Sol_Gemma

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    okay

    Day 9 monday- wake up still really pissed, go for breakfast pissed then me and claire just hang around by the pool. We are worried about conneticut and DUI as they told us they will be here for a week but we havnt seen them anywhere!! Tonight we go to the city to see t pain, some of the 13 boys come, and some other english boys. I feel really ill again, real shakey. We go, and tonight i am the emotional drunk!! T pain is wearing pjama bottoms which is cool. One of the boys says something which sets me of crying, i cry lots then he takes me home, we stop off at subway and the rest of them are there, they had been frogs and got piercings so i cheered up a bit. Talked on the beach for ages about grown up stuff and cried lots more lol then went sleep. I need to man up!!!!

    Day 10 tuesday- today we get up have breakfast, i think today we have a nap and i am sure this night we stay in with 2 of the boys just chatting around the pool

    Day 11 wednesday- tonight we go basic again!!! yesssss the most fun. Pouring vodka into the mouths of randoms again, then one english boy says 'pour it in their eyes' so we do :) end up really pissed with a northern boy from the hotel while his less drunk friend looks after us. Think claire is gone :( end up on the stage in bikini top and skirt, soaking wet. Yhe less pissed biy buys me a hotdog outside so i am pleased. Go back and find claire

    Day 12 thursday- Went reception as room key not working and get told i owe then $60 for being sick in the room as i destroyed the towels, Great!!!! Later that night, one of the 13 boys is a cock, everyone in his group and in the hotel hates him. Tonight we are drinking round the pool when he lifts claires sunlounger and lets it go, then drink goes all over her, so i throw my beer on him!! Then claire and his friendsa shout at him!! Then we make up. Everyone goes out except me and claire and an english boy called billy. The booze cruise is coming in so we decide lets meet everyone off the boat! everyone on the boat is waving their arms and they are hyped but when we get down there and wooooo them and high 5 they are very sensible and normal. So we decide lets go to reception and welcome people back. People start coming home and we all hang out, i eat pizza belonging to the bognor regis boys. Then everyone is gone, i go find claire but she is asleep :( i think holiday is nearly gone so i need to go find someone to talk to. I go to reception and nebraska is there. Claire had told me about him the other day but i was napping and didnt get up. Then we go sit by the pool and are talking till the sun comes up at 6! Then decide to go to sleep

    Day 13 friday- i get up after 3 hours sleep and wake claire up, we have to make the most of last few days. Today we go swimming and stuff. Then, in the afternoon we have a few cocktails and are quite pissed. At about 4 when everyone is going in to get ready, nebraska and 2 of his friends come over 'hey you girls wonna do a tequila shot' why, YES WE DO. Next thing i know, we have been swimming in the sea in the dark, someone did a backflip, we have been thrown in the pool and are now wearing bikini and wet t shirt, then, horror, people start coming for dinner, all dressed up and the restaurant is next to the pool and bar. We feel a bit of a disgrace but dont mind, we just have more tequila. Nebraska is supposed to go see snoop dogg at the city but then decides it is a more fun idea to go frogs with us. Of course it is. So we get dressed and go frogs! At some point claire has money stolen from around the pool, but its ok i have some extra!! At frogs claire is in a drinking contest on stage, im not sure if she wins but i think she must do!? why not!

    Day 14 saturday- not a clue about the day, sunbathing?? In the night we go for the 2nd cc meet up!! Again go slices and no one is there!! We are supposed to meet at 7 but it is 7.3o. Have we missed them?? walk around looking in the other bars for a bit. Come back and steve is there!! Then we see brian but he marches back out. But its ok eamonn is there so we chat to him. Then patbish and ken show up. Finally matty rolls up with allyson and her boyfriend, i think matty has a canadian cousin in a red top who told me he got robbed alot. Brian is back by now too. We go dadyrock and the guy in the red top orders some food, i want some, but we already learned 'eatin's cheatin' ! matty orders tequila, and he wont stop ordering tequila! all of a sudden, claire is transformed into the most pissed ever, she gets out the facepaint and we wipe it on mattys face without him realising. Soon everyone has facepaint on them. Claire gets on the pole, matty joins and i hope for the best, they are on the pole forever and have a huge audience. Then eamonn comes and says claire is gone home, we go outside but she is not there :( so we have more to drink, alot more!! Mattys shirt gets lost. We decide matty is the victim and lets go. Outside i sell my dadyrock wristband and eamonns for 100 pasos, then i have a hotdog. The boys seem upset i am having a hotdog, i dont care i am starving. we decide to go, eamonn comes on the bus and brian and matty go oasis. This is where we miss the stop and end up downtown with 3 pissed americans and lots of mexicans eeek!!! ut we are ok. Go back to the hotel and no one is around! am gutted as its last night, so decide to wait and see who turns up. Oh look, a suprise, some english boys!!! chat to them for a bit, then decide go bed

    Day 15 sunday- THE LAST DAY so sad :cry: pack stuff, decide what to leave so case isnt to heavy. Go to the pool, i get the bus to hard rock cafe and frogs shop to get presents, claire gets some more tan in, i am shaking so bad and panic i got the pick up time wrong and will miss the coach. Say bye to everyone not on our plane. Get the coach to airport and as i have $50 left me and claire eat like kings!!!!!! feel really ill so buy mexican painkillers from the drugstore. On the plane it turns out we are sitting next to patbish and ken so we terrorise them all the way home!

    Now we are home. Went out saturday night and imagined it was basics, but it wasnt quite the same!!!!
     
  5. Sol_Gemma

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    There was no KnD :shock:
     
  6. Eamonn

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    The thing about Matt being the victim was the fact that he was well gone before we decided to victimize him. Unfortunately we couldn't get him back on the pole, but he was VERY flirty... with both guys and girls!
     
  7. Sol_Gemma

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    something u need to tell us?? :lol:
     
  8. Eamonn

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    Well.... he went home with Brian! Who knows what went on
     
  9. Zackman

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    Um, Hmmmmm :?
     
  10. Sol_Gemma

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    lol he was fine, a gentleman i thought
     
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