Freak Show!!

Chavez · May 14, 2013

That's what makes an awesome vacation....the crazy stories. For us men without a story or 2 like this....the vacation sucked donkey balls. We could care less about wine tasting, a la carte restaurants, flowers, sunsets of the horizon, etc,etc. A beer and a good bards tale is what we live for.

LadynTramp · May 14, 2013

I'm not thinking I see a problem here.

MetalMike · May 14, 2013

Man, I hope I have even half that much debauchery

kmontoya · May 15, 2013

dont know how these people do it but been a few times now and have never seen a balcony show!!! humm must be just rumors!!

Deleted member 19072 · May 15, 2013

bud light girl said: ↑

This is hilarious!!!! Guinness Girl found this trip advisor and we wanted to share. We read all the reviews before we booked and we started reading the forums and we new this was the place for us. Too bad this guy didn't feel the same. If it looks too long, at least read from the 3rd paragraph down.

Reviewed May 12, 2013 NEW
The first thing I need to say about this place is the hotel itself and that staff was fantastic. I've had better food at hotels but I wouldn't complain too much about that.

Also, I read a few reviews about the amount of cockroaches but in the 2 weeks I was there with my girlfriend we seen 3 of them (all outdoors) and 1 of them was dead. In a hot country like this I expect to see a few cockroaches so this wasn’t a problem for me at all.

Now, I've also seen reviews about the kind of people this hotel attracts and although when I read them I thought "oh, it can't be that bad". Well, it was that bad. It was worse in fact.

We'd intentionally avoided the "sexy pool" because this was mine and my girlfriends first holiday together and we didn't want to see or get involved in all the wild games so we set up at the "quiet pool" everyday but we didn't exactly escape the 'freak show' there.

The floor level rooms around the quiet pool have Jacuzzi on the balcony and one day we were sat by the pool and looked over and witnessed a man sat on the side of a Jacuzzi whilst being given oral sex by a girl in the Jacuzzi. Now I’m no prude but I don't want to see that while I’m relaxing around the pool. The lower level rooms also had blinds to be pulled down for privacy but no attempt to use these blinds was made by this couple.

Another day by the pool we saw another couple going at it on one of the balconies. Thankfully because this couple wasn't on the ground floor we couldn't see as much as the Jacuzzi couple so all I’ll say is she sounded like she was enjoying it. We seen this couple a few times around the pool and they were always feeling each other up so I just assume they enjoyed being watched and wanted everyone to know what they were up to.

On another occasion, this time in the Paty'O lounge bar, we were sat having a few drinks with some friends we'd made and we noticed a man on the next table to us receiving oral sex. Now if that wasn't bad enough the man being given his treat in the bar was the same man from the balcony but it was a different woman.

If this is the kind of thing you're into or you think you'd enjoy seeing this kind of thing on a daily basis then this is the hotel for you. Personally, I’m not into seeing this kind of thing and I will definitely not be going back to Temptation.

It's a shame really because as I said, the hotel itself and the staff are terrific. If they'd put a stop to the weird things that go on there then this hotel would be perfect.
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This Trip Advisor review made me laugh out loud! Especially the last sentence!!! Thanks for posting!

Don & Shell · May 15, 2013

maybe this was the reviewers intent but reports like that probably do more good for the resort than harm

we've been several times and have never had the good fortune these folks had, will have to schedule more diligently in the future

The Simpsons · May 15, 2013

LoL

We are booking a room over by the quiet pool . And after reading that report im going to sit there all day with binoculars a camera and a box of Kleenex .

HereComesTrouble said: ↑

Wow. That's really funny. Thanks for sharing! ;-)
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IsThisRealLife said: ↑

I think the fact they didn't even want to see the games should've been their hint to change resorts.
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Jeff & Kim · May 24, 2013

Maybe its just me but the most shocking thing about the whole review was him saying

" witnessed a man sat on the side of a Jacuzzi whilst being given oral sex by a girl in the Jacuzzi. "

"Whilst" ?? Who wrote this review... William Shakespear ??

smokeeater777 · May 24, 2013

dammit I knew I should have hung at the quiet pool. man what a story I could tell at the firehouse.

DEEREMAN · May 24, 2013

Sorry guys...next time we will look for ya and invite u two to get closer seats

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