Has wife come into the room first wearing a translucent wet t-shirt to distract the males (and a few of the girls) then pelts all the unsuspecting participants with over ripe tomatoes in a volley of fury. As he leaves the room he looks over his shoulder and admires his handywork and winks at Sweety from across the room.
As pjfalcon's looking over his shoulder, he doesn't see the pile of gob stoppers on the floor, which he subsequently slides on, falls and knocks himself out!!
<wakes up with a terrible hangover but is too tired to take part in the food fight right now. watching the kirstie/ ferret fight while drinking gatorade
Fortunately gatorade washes off crusty gerkin from before - result! Takes cheese pizza and throws it at Claire!
laughs at claire with cheese pizza all over her face flicks cold porridge at claire and geordie using large wooden ladel
