<---------- Pirate takes parrot off of shoulder and starts using it as a gun to launch crackers. Ha Ha, crackers in your FACE!!
*using the blinded mase as shield against the cracker attack and attacking the pirate & parrot with chicken wing*
*ninja rolls across room with a handful of vol-au-vent's* *fires them off off like ninja stars, sildes under table out the other side dodging flying snacks, just about to shelter in corner when i slip on a jammy dodger and lands on the floor with a face full of ingredients*