Arrived mid afternoon and check in was quick and easy. Approached by the premier sales guy and we politely said that we had been travelling all day and had to pee, and that friends of ours would give us a tour. Off we went and never heard from him again. Sexy pool is great. We met some amazing people here so far and only one group of idiots that showed up yesterday. Room - garden view and pretty basic. Just a bed, bathroom and balcony which faces the road so you do get the road noise. No table or chair in our room but friends who also had the garden view room did. A/C is strong enough to freeze the balls off a witch and as a result, if you open the patio door it isnt long before the room is coated in condensation, including the floor which became quite slippery. We had fun drawing cocks in the condensation . We were able to dry any wet clothing on the patio. Not sure why some people have written they had issues figuring out the cabinets and power blinds. Seemed easy to us. Pool - sexy pool is a lot of fun and bath water warm. Bar service sucks on the pool side because they have been understaffed every day so far. However, if you go to the bar facing away from the pool the service is much better. Waving tip money did not help on the pool side but having tits did so I ended up asking women to order for me a few times. Bartenders thanked me, and most people I saw, for tipping maybe 10% of the time. WTF? Do they expext $10 a round or what? Also, there were often a ton of people drinking for hours but the bathroom was almost always empty. Hmmmmm lol. Lots of bees too. Food - buffet is pretty good and some of the meat is cooked fresh to order. Sutra was a great show and service was top notch(shout out to Javier and Sinue) but the food was way too salty for us. We dont cook with salt at home so it was a bit of a shock but we are not at home so too bad for us. Flame was decent and not quite as salty. Boobs Cruise. OMFG. Just do it. Period. Unless you're uber vanilla or uber religious (the fuck it, do it anyway to make youself feel really offended hahahhah) Steve and Janet, thank you so much for what you have created with that!!! Chinos and Omar smashed the entertainment! You WILL NOT find anything like it. I wont go into details but those of you who have done it know what I am talking about. All I can do is quote Chinos -"This is not the fucking Disney cruise!!!!" Worth every penny. Ent staff - some of them are VERY good at their jobs and obviously enjoy them. Some of the poolside games were fun, some were lame, and sometimes the staff had a hard time getting enough participants but they can only work with what they are given. Theme nights/Bash - great time and lots of participants on white and glow night. Very few dressed up for throwback for some reason. Music was pretty good for a party atmosphere with some repetition of songs but not anywhere near as bad as Ive seen some say on here. Overall - this place is amazing if you want to party your ass off and feel tired the next morning, every morning lol. After day 1 the wife aleady decided we will be coming back next year for her birthday. Good enough for me. More to cum.
Really enjoyed this review - Thanks. You helped us with getting into the TTR mood.... just 16 days to go. Please tell us how the rest of your trip goes, have a great time, and please don't f##king break anything.
Went to Isla Mujeres today. 26 bucks for 6 person taxi and 106 bucks for 6 of us for return ferry. Rented a 6 person golf cart from one place (cant recall the name) for 100 bucks for the whole day. It was a great break from the resort and we drove around the island. Stopped at Skull Landing bar and had food and service that was way better than the resort. Go there. NOTE!!!!! Golf cart driver is NOT allowed to have beer on his/her side of the cart. We got pulled over by the policia for such and were escorted to the cop shop. A quick breathalyzer test for the driver (they said tested for the lowest possible amount of booze but wouldnt show the result - driver had 1 and a half beer in an hour and was not pissed at all). We had to pay $180USD ***ticket*** to be allowed to drive away. No copy of anything, no receipt lol. After paying, the cop said the passengers can drink and the drivers beer had to be kept on the passengers side of the golf cart to avoid any further problems. Total fucking shakedown but this isnt North America so we had no choice. He could have charged more and we would have paid it to avoid being in some shithole jail for a few days. No point in being an asshole
Welcome to Mexico! Hope it did not damper your fun or outlook of TTR itself. Great report so far. Any details on the group of idiots?
Not going to say which group of mostly guys were being assholes but everyone here will know who they are. Much more subdued today thankfully. Just splashing waaaaay too much and almost fighting each other and general attitude problem and no respect for people around them
Ok I get it...a group of guys. Was hoping it was not an unfriendly group of girls/guys. Typical assfoolery!
We ran into a single guy who was basically assaulting women each night (grabbing their asses, calling them bitches for not adding his instagram, etc) One night I see this girl talking to him on and off and while getting a drink I tell her "hey, watch out for that guy...he has some anger issues". 10 minutes later he came over to me and said "I don't appreciate you telling girls that I'm an asshole" (she told him I guess). I just looked at him and said "perhaps you should stop being one." He never did shit as most men who are abusive to women tend to shrink away when someone who they cant control calls them out on their BS. My GF said she should have kicked him in the nuts for me if we had to take him down. Thats true love . Most of the single men we came across were nice and respectful...but there's always a few
