Watch American pie a few more times in your moms basement and try to get a bigger allowance from your parents, then try again.
Any woman with any taste would chew you up n spit you out...most likely when your waiting out side of a bar trying to round up 40 bucks for cover.
I am nobodies momma. And do I really look that old???? Btw, this thread has gone in soo many direction.
Oh Jamie, you have yourself one hot momma already. I have more favors to ask you, so I will pm you in a day or so when I get my thoughts together.
Thanks bro. I figure every year i get older(40 now), the better shape i get in. By the time i'm 50 i'll be 150 lbs lmao