I'm easy to find- almost always in the sexy pool, wearing a big hat with my orange bubba mug and orange Boobs Cruise bracelet. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Ugh More horn dogs looking for tail...try hedonism...mostly couples here... Bring hand lotion for long sad nights
We will be there from Aug.1-6. Scubashannon is showing us the ropes as this will be our 1st trip. So if I, Ed, is laid up in a corner, blame Scubashannon. ...lol
If Ed is laid up in a corner he isn't a very good listener. 1)Stay hydrated (the watermelon juice available at breakfast is great for hydration- just fill up your mug and water bottle, head to the pool bar and add vodka)- it is a license to drink more. Vodka or tequila with water is awesome too 2) avoid 1st day drunk-fest. It makes day 2 suck- it is all about pacing. 3) don't forget to eat (food is 20 yards away so break for snack time. 4) lots if sunscreen- maybe not for Ed but if Amanda is happy and not sunburned- Ed gets to be happy. 5) be prepared to laugh so much your abs hurt, 5) repeat daily. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
