First time at TTR...11 days...Just Returned

Discussion in 'Temptation Resort Reviews' started by chiefsfan, Mar 11, 2013.

  1. chiefsfan

    chiefsfan Enthusiast Registered Member

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    Just returned from Temptation Resort. We were there from Feb 28-March 10. We went with another couple and had a lot of fun! We are a conservative couple so we were not sure what to expect. You can make TTR whatever you want it to be. If you just want a relaxing vacation thats quiet, this is the place. If you want to relax on the beach and play volleyball and horseshoes all day, this is the place. If you want to party all night long, this is the place. If you want a non-stop sex filled vacation, this is the place. TTR is what YOU make of it. The Sexy Pool...at least 1/3 of the women are topless. The women are skinny, average weight, and above average weight. Once you get through the doors "body type" no longer matters. There will always be someone skinnier or larger than you. Nobody really seems to care. The day time games are extremely entertaining. You will spend all day around the Sexy Pool. Get up around 5 if you want a chair...by 7 there is nothing available. Patty O's....this is where you will end up partying till early morning. Mainly techno music with occassional rock added in. The drinks are pretty typical...yes you will get drunk. The second half of our trip is when we saw the spring breakers. This would be the only complaint I would have about the resort. 30 drunk college kids can get annoying. Otherwise the people you meet here are extremely polite. You will meet people from all over the world with the majority from the US, Canada, and England. Everybody is there to make friends. Yes there are swingers, generally they are the nicest and most respectful out of all the people you will meet. Everynight there is a theme night and entertainment. It is well worth seeing or participating. Thursday night is the funnest night of the week...lingerie night. Once again you will see every body type. The rooms are nice. I tipped our house keeper $5 a day. She did an awesome job everyday and never once messed with our personal belongings. One day I accidentally left our room safe open ($1000 cash inside) and nothing was touched. The staff are very professional and friendly. Bring $200 for tipping (1's and 5's). The food was excellent. You will not go hungry. Even if you are picky you will find something to eat. The beach is small...between two marinas. Late night is the only time when you will see sex in public, and even then its not in your face. For the guys go to walmart..take the bus for $1...and get some Cialis or Viagra (even if you don't need it). Costs about $10/pill no prescription necessary. No matter who you are, you will have the most sex of your lives here. Its a very sexy and romantic resort. Take the Boob Cruise....an absolute must do! Overall we had a lot of fun and would return!
     
  2. Dynamark

    Dynamark Enthusiast Registered Member

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    Glad you had a good time. We were there last year for our first time. Already booked our second trip. Can't wait till July!!
     
  3. glenn/monique

    glenn/monique Titties n Beer Registered Member

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    Glad you had a great time so we will see you soon then.
     
  4. Albertan_Roberto

    Albertan_Roberto Enthusiast Registered Member

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    Glad that you guys liked the resort, I did as well, I was in cancun from march 1st to the 8th but was staying at krystal hotel but I heard about the good times at temptations and decided to buy a day pass, man that was a very fun day with the games at the sexy pool and meeting people from all different walks of life. I was offered a cheaper day pass the next day (so staff could show me the timeshare presentation) so i bought it again and I decided to return a 3rd time with a night pass. Boy that night was fun, I became friends with Melissa, Jen and Mamu (sorry if i didnt get the right spelling) the resort had the stripper show and I was one of the lucky guys to get picked up by this gorgeous argentinian exotic dancer so she could use me for her show. Memories that will live with me for my entire life, I am looking forward to be back in 2014 and this time as a guest of TTR.
     
  5. ChangoDeMadera

    ChangoDeMadera Guru Registered Member

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    Sounds like you guys had fun and made the best of it!!
    Thank you for the report - all these trip reports just build the excitement for June!! :)
     
  6. ARealGoodTan

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    We had a great time too. Never laughed so much on a vacation in my life. Better than that - we've never felt so welcomed by everyone at a resort. So many friendly people - wish we could remember everyone's actual name! A shout-out to Pittsburgh, Winnipeg, Ohio, Iowa, Thompson.....you know who you are, great to meet you!
     
  7. kmontoya

    kmontoya I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    glad you had a great time!!! we are going back again!! it will be no. 6 and 7 for us!! cant imagine going anywhere else!! hope to see ya soon.
     
  8. Lenni & Jodie

    Lenni & Jodie The Unicorn Hunters Registered Member

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    Welcome to the club, something tells me they will be back before you know it
     
  9. LionsNzebras

    LionsNzebras I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    You dont need to reserve a chair, you can share ours :)

    See you next year, WEEK 8 CREW!
     
  10. Suebee

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    How was the weather?
     
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