First thing you do when you arrive is...?

We have a 3 hour non stop flight. thinking about wearing swim trunks under my jeans on the flight this time.

 

1st thing I do is toss out my prayer rug in the lobby and bow towards the Sexy pool and praise the Myan Gods for Cancun. The go to my room and get a blowjob. Man I love Mexico!!!

 

you have to wear the tear away pants like strippers have and go out to the sexy pool, stand in front of every one and tear the pants aways to announce the start of your vacation hahaha, that would be a standing ovation for sure lol

 

adds item to shopping list...

 

Actually I wonder what the response would be to blaring the music that the party boy character in Jackass uses. Complete with thong!

Ok I'll leave that to someone else but I couldn't resist!

 

I would love to have the balls to do that , Just run right out and tear off my pants to reveal the old bananna hammock , but then dance my way back to the bar , like Jack Black and order a drink like nothing ever happend lol

 

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There a feast for the eyes. Sleep tight everyone! lol

 

LOL!! I forgot about these. He went all over the place with this. Brilliant!

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