One more: A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you." The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says. The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun. After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! " The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"
Will arrived on February 18...Yesssssssss with 4 other couple from QUÉBEC....Steve we need a boob cruise set up for the 22 of february ....hihihihi
One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of indians attaked them and knocked them out. When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne. The chief then said "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me." So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples. The cheif then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his butt without making any expression at all on his face. He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in. He was soon killed. Later, the next guy came in with 10 grapes. The cheif soon ordered him to do the same as the first guy. After to the 9th grape, the man started laughing so hard for no apperant reason, and was killed. The first two guys soon met in heaven and the first guy ask the second, "Why did you start laughing? You only needed one more grape and you'd have gotten away!" The second guy answered while still laughing, "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy walking in with pineapples."
Just to bump it up again today!! Little Sherry was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Sherry, who created the universe?" When Sherry didn't stir, little Darren, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted Sherry and the teacher said, "Very good" and Sherry fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked Sherry, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, Sherry didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Darren came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted Sherry and the teacher said, "very good," and Sherry fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Sherry a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Darren jabbed her with the pin. This time Sherry jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!" The Teacher fainted.
newbies.. jan310feb9 about 60 percent sure we will be there on jan31-feb 9th. Not sure what to expect. 5th trip to cancun first time at Temptation. will be booking soon.
'thedzoo'......If you do book those dates for Temptation.....we will see you at the 'sexy pool':ernaehrung005: We are there from January 31 to February 10,2011. We will be flying out of Seattle. There will be at least a few more people there on or around those dates as well... Leanne & George
There still aren't enough people for our week. I want to try to get a February Boobs Cruise going, but sometime between February 13th and 17th. Come on people!
Feb.26-Mar.5/11 Lynn and I are planning our 2nd visit to TTR, Feb.26-Mar.5/11 and looking forward to it. We had a great 1st experience, met some great people, and are looking forward to meeting a few more. The weather last yr in January was awesome, so hopefully this yr we will get the same type of weather, and take away the "winter blues" from Ontario,Canada....Keith & Lynn
