''I'm not sure if my face hurts from all the smiling I was doing on the Boobs Cruise, or from the sunburn I got while doing it.''
Creepy guy at the Boobs Cruise beach came upto me and asked, "Hi Im from Girls Gone Wild, can I get your picture?"......UMMMMMMM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I told him "Next time book a better cruise!". And guys... if you're going to say your from girls gone wild, have something better that a smile and an iPhone for a camera! Jamie
At the sexy pool, about 5pm...A girl says to me "I'm about two drinks from disco dancing and only 4 drinks from Anal...and that only happens at Christmas!!!" Her husband replies..."get her a drink".
OMG thanks for that -- I literally spewed coffee all over my computer laughing! I might use that one myself sometime!
"Tom Cruise could have walked round the pool with less attention!" -- Stolen from Milton's FB, from tony and deb (trychaser)