Favorite Movie Quotes

Not a quote... but I love the scene in Me, Myself, & Irene where he tells her that he got "supplies". Then Irene opens the bag and pulls out a dildo and a bottle of liquor. Freaking hilarious!

 

funny you mention Me, Myself and Irene. Chaz still reminds me to this day that a certain part in this movie was the hardest he has ever seen me laugh. The part when they are in the restaurant and the guy with the white hair comes to the table, Jim Carey turns around to see him, and blurts out "My God...its a giant Q-Tip!" .........i lost it

 

" what are you looking at F*ck face!" -Me , myself and Irene

 

...I ate her liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... :johnc:

 

UHF
Tell you what friends, if nobody comes down and buys a car from me in the next hour I'm going to club this baby seal!

 

"you motor boating son of a bitch, you old sailor you! Where is she....is she still in the house?" -Wedding Crashers

 

Here's a couple more from UHF:

"Wheel of Fish!"

"Aaahhh...Red snapper... very tasty!"

 

Fight Club: "I haven't been f***ed like that since grade school!"

 

Piece of bacon, wrapped scallop......phenomenal! - wedding crashers

What the hell you doin in my house, eatin a big ass sandwich n sh*t!?!?- Friday after next

 

McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?

Superbad