Fat Bastard Returns To The Playground(The Playground Is Dry)

Discussion in 'Free For All' started by Ian, Jan 31, 2008.

  1. Ian

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    I've been on stag do's involving this antic. It requires the victim to be seriously out of it but is funny as f*ck if you pull it off.

    Just don't pre warn College Faggot , ok .

    Ian :lol:

    PS. Just to clear something up it wasnt my stag do and I was the broom handler, not recipient ok.

    Thankyou.
     
  2. Fletch

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    ooooooooooooh good lord Ian I dont think ANYONE deserves that punishment :lol:
     
  3. Ian

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    Imac is also a good one.

    Wait til they've passed out, smear it over thier various hairy body parts, leave an empty shaving foam canister at the side of thier bed as a decoy and wait for the screams from the shower in the morning....

    Ian :lol: :lol:

    PS. Yes, I was the Imac victim and ended up looking like I'd been on a day trip to Cheynoble. Wont be doing that again :lol: :lol: :lol: .
     
  4. janie

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    I loved seeing all of your pictures ... looks like a FUN weekend! :D

    But the BEST pic has to be FLETCH'S new avatar ... he's so pretty in pink!
    :D
     
  5. EngineerGuy

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    :wink: :lol:
     
  6. Waste

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    [​IMG]

    I don't think he would of felt a thing...
     
  7. Ian

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    Indeed, we could have had a broom and imac event in one and he'd have been none the wiser......

    Top man for dressing up though.

    Got passport renewal forms today to sort new passport ready for next trip and I'm thinking about getting a permenant visa / citizenship but want to check first that Immigration / Department of Homeland Security dont read this forum first :lol: :lol:

    Ian :lol: :lol:
     
  8. chaz517

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    omg wow haha ijust laughed out loud for a good 30 seconds, that was hilarious, and at the rate he was goin that night, your right he definitely would not have felt a thing lol
     
  9. Ian

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    10th f*cking phone phonecall to the NWA lost property office at BDL and after speaking to the talk to yourself machine nine times and leaving my flight details, seat details contact details blood group and knob length along with graphic description of my ipod ( Its slim, oblong, black and has all my f*cking music on it ) I finally got thru to some one.

    ' Hello, Its me form England ' I introduced myself subtley..

    ' Sir, are you the gent on flight 97 from AAAAAAAmsterdam on 2/15 who's left us several graphic messages ' She asked

    ' Nope, cant be me ' I replied

    ' I was on flight 97 from Amsterdam on 15/2 ' I added

    ' Blood group b, 9" in the cold, likes The Arctic Monkeys. Nickleback, The Feeling, and other various bands '
    she asked inquisitively.

    ' Yes, thats me ' I answered excitedly.

    Pause

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    ' One moment sir ' she came back on the line with

    Pause

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    ' Hurry the f*ck up woman, do you know what this is costing me to call from England, I could have f*cking bought apple and microsoft together with what its f*cking cost me to call you since I got back here ' I politely added.

    ' No sir, we have no ipods here, I'm sorry it looks like you may have mislaid it else where' she cut me down with.....



    They havent found it / have no ipods handed in.

    I shouldnt have laughed at the woman in Amsterdam who made our plane's departurw late ' cos she'd left something ' valuble ' on it's incomming flight... turned out to be a set of head phones she'd paid $5 for should I.....

    Ian :evil: :lol: :evil: :lol: :evil: :lol:
     
  10. Waste

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    quick question... how would you know?
     
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