Examples Of Ttr Visitor’s “problems” (funny)

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  1. FakeNewsTeam

    FakeNewsTeam It's a matter of time, but time is all we have! Registered Member

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    Great ideas.
    But I was thinking to be available on a when and where as needed basis with a mobile “office” (pool, barstool, lounge chair, beach, bar, cabana, hot tub, bed...).
    As on 24/7 365 at TTR(s) and Desire(s).
    Payment will be negotiable based on what client has available to offer.
    Think old school barter system;)
    For some this means cash or Venmo (no checks unless I know you).
    For others, well let’s just say that I am open to “negotiation”.
    So the schedule is really which resort when.

    All great ideas and it sounds as if you are applying for the office manager position.
    I also plan on having all my staff travel with me:)
     
  2. MajesticMelons

    MajesticMelons Guru Registered Member

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    Can I have assistant manage I would like to have my wife work under me. I would also like to hear more about the perk that come with the job. ;)
    I located a conference table for you.
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  3. FakeNewsTeam

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    But doesn’t your wife work under you now?
    And over you, beside you....

    I like the table!
     
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    MajesticMelons Guru Registered Member

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    She has many positions. Excels at all of them!
     
  5. Cindy&Dave

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    I'm willing to try just about anything to get it past the sniff test of my accountant...lol I thought writing off the entire membership cost as a corporate retreat was a no brainer (turns out I'm the no brainer :) ) Have your sexatary call my sexatary and we can sort the bizness out over lunch and drinks some day;)
     
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    As long as we both can write it off!
     
  7. rightsaidfred

    rightsaidfred Enthusiast Registered Member

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    Ok, Everyone, let me be your CPA and we can actually meet at the pool and write off everything...
     
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    When the hubby, being one who likes to do stuff other than the pool all day, suggests going on an excursion for a day - my reply “ That would be great but I didn’t pack any bathing suit tops..”
     
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  9. DontActMyAgeOnVacay

    DontActMyAgeOnVacay Enthusiast Registered Member

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    Ok, this one probably deserves it’s own thread, but I’m too shy to have it permanently posted under my heading, so here goes-
    Worrying about what the right etiquette is when (‘when’, not ‘if’, because I can’t imagine that it won’t) my manhood gets excited and pops up, when either in a very small bathing suit, or worse, if I get up the nerve to be ‘all-out’ during the clothing optional cruise! Yeah, newbie here big time.....
     
  10. ScubaSteve

    ScubaSteve CCC's The Dude Registered Member

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    Hahahaha I don't really look, but I don't think people walk around the hotel/bar/cruise with boners (unless it is in use).
     
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