We regret to inform you that your cause of death on the 21st of December, 2012, will be: Falling Debris OUCH!!!!!
Dear robert kaminski, We regret to inform you that your cause of death on the 21st of December, 2012, will be: Killed by Elephant: Houses and buildings are collapsing by the second, fires are literally everywhere in sight, and people are frantically running around in panic. Because of the chaos caused by the current events, a horde of animals have escaped from local zoos and wildlife parks. While running from falling debris, out of nowhere, a group of 4 elephants ran towards your direction and trampled on you. You died on the spot.
I drown (note to self buy scuba gear) (note : celebrate b'day week early) Marie gets run over buy elephants (note to self buy Marie bazooka) :huh: worth a try
We regret to inform you that your cause of death on the 21st of December, 2012, will be: Falling Debris: You tried to escape from the falling debris by running as fast as you could, but in the end, you were dominated by a mass of rubble. That's gotta hurt.
Excessive Bleeding ~ Dec 21st You have a huge cut on your back as a result of being hit by falling debris. You try to find someone to help you, but everyone around you is dead. The nearest hospital has already burned down, so you try to figure out another way to sort out that cut on your back, but you are losing too much blood, you start to feel really weak, and eventually collapse and faint. Shortly after, you die from excessive blood loss.
