Everyone's gonna die!

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  1. Steve

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    I'm sure you all know that the Mayans predicted everyones death in 2012. I was curious to found out how I'd die and on what date. This is what it said!

    2012 Death Prediction

    How are you gonna die?
     
  2. wentcrazy

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    Im gonna die of a heart attack so i guess i better grab a bottle of tequilla and go with a smile on my face.lol
     
  3. Brewster

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    Viagara overdose. lol


    No, here is what it said:

    Dec. 21, 2012

    Houses and buildings are collapsing by the second, fires are literally everywhere in sight, and people are frantically running around in panic. Because of the chaos caused by the current events, a horde of animals have escaped from local zoos and wildlife parks. While running from falling debris, out of nowhere, a group of 4 elephants ran towards your direction and trampled on you. You died on the spot.


    Bummer. Stupid elephants can get their own damn peanuts from now on.
     
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    Wow....Kim is going to drown.

    While trying to run away from falling debris, you were unexpectedly confronted by an enormous flood of waves that consumed not only you, but everything else around you within seconds. While trying to find a way to escape the overwhelmingly huge waves, you soon find that you can no longer breathe. Unfortunately, you can only hold your breath underwater for so long, and thus, you eventually drown to death.


    We are in Calgary....lol. I guess those prairie tsunami's can be brutal.
     
  5. The Woodman

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    Same day as you Steve but by the following! - Life might suck that day, hey? :banghead:

    You tried to escape from the falling debris by running as fast as you could, but in the end, you were dominated by a mass of rubble. That's gotta hurt.
     
  6. Jamie

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    Mine says heart attack too... damn... I just got that fixed.... hmmmm. wonder if they know that... maybe they haven't been updated yet and I'll live instead.... Then again.. I'm with James.. if we get drunk enough then we can laugh at what's going on and bypass the heart attack... hmmm there's a pun there...

    Jamie
     
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    We regret to inform you that your cause of death on the 21st of December, 2012, will be:
    Excessive Bleeding:

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    You have a huge cut on your back as a result of being hit by falling debris. You try to find someone to help you, but everyone around you is dead. The nearest hospital has already burned down, so you try to figure out another way to sort out that cut on your back, but you are losing too much blood, you start to feel really weak, and eventually collapse and faint. Shortly after, you die from excessive blood loss.
    Man what a Strange and painful way to go....lol damn
     
  8. mikeandlaurie2

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    December 21st, 2010-HOMICIDE ...yikes
     
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    looks like i'm going to knock myself off....SUICIDE!!!:icon_sad:
     
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    Dec 21st Heart Attack - Cliff and I
     
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