Evening classes for men

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  1. Lisa Groves

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    Whatever happened to Cheeze?!!
     
  2. jenfleur

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    Dunno but I have fond memories of him, his wife Tracey & Marj's boobs having a good time at BBG on The Day Of 20 Cocktails!!!
     
  3. DConCT

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    Mr Cheezesteak is around, a bunch of us partied with him down in Fort Lauderdale in October.
     
  4. Michael F.

    Michael F. Moderator/1st CC Member Registered Member

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    *bump*
    saw this yet again... but with more details :lol:


    Fall Classes for Men at the Adult Learning Center


    REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
    by Friday, October 21,2008


    NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
    OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

    Class 1
    How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
    Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.


    Class 2
    The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
    Round Table Discussion.

    Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.


    Class 3
    Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
    Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.


    Class 4
    Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
    Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.


    Class 5
    Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
    Examples on Video.

    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
    at 7:00 PM


    Class 6
    Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
    Help Line Support and Support Groups.

    Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM


    Class 7
    Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
    Open Forum

    Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.



    Class 8
    Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
    Graphics and Audio Tapes.

    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.


    Class 9
    Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined


    Class 10
    Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
    Driving Simulations.

    4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.


    Class 11
    Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
    Online Classes and role-playing

    Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined


    Class 12
    How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
    Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.

    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.


    Class 13
    How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
    Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.

    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.


    Class 14
    The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
    Live Demonstration.

    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.


    Upon completion of any of the above courses,

    diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
     
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