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1sttimers2015 · Jul 23, 2015

jimnloli said: ↑

This is so easy, why so many posts? Say George and Susan are sitting at the pool bar. Newman is looking at Susan wondering how he can get in. You buy them both beverages and small talk about your favorite Seinfeld episodes. You can playfully admit to posing in your boxers for photographs and that you're certain nobody ever died from licking envelopes because you have quite a lot of experience licking envelopes.

At this time, there is nothing else Newman can do. George and Susan know what's up and if they want some help licking envelopes they will be sure to let you know.

You see, in spite of some of these snippy little responses, everyone is friendly, everybody knows what's up and more than likely, George and Susan will be flattered and have great sex and a funny story to tell their friends when they get home because of you.
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That was fantastic!!!!

Darin & Melissa · Jul 23, 2015

I will second what my lovely wife said earlier. Make sure you acknowledge the hubby even if the wife is giving you a bunch of signals. When drunk like most are late in the day at the sexy pool, Melissa will get flirty and touchy. She's not afraid to tell a guy she thinks he is sexy or whatever else. Then guys think it's open territory and go for it. Nothing worse for their ego than having the hubby cone up and say take a hike because tgey never even looked at him.

Guido and Blondie · Jul 23, 2015

jimnloli said: ↑

This is so easy, why so many posts? Say George and Susan are sitting at the pool bar. Newman is looking at Susan wondering how he can get in. You buy them both beverages and small talk about your favorite Seinfeld episodes. You can playfully admit to posing in your boxers for photographs and that you're certain nobody ever died from licking envelopes because you have quite a lot of experience licking envelopes.

At this time, there is nothing else Newman can do. George and Susan know what's up and if they want some help licking envelopes they will be sure to let you know.

You see, in spite of some of these snippy little responses, everyone is friendly, everybody knows what's up and more than likely, George and Susan will be flattered and have great sex and a funny story to tell their friends when they get home because of you.
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Jim, you have a gift.

SheikYerboottie · Jul 23, 2015

When I first saw this and saw the poster's avatar, I thought was Radar O' Riley! This has got to be one of the most bizarre threads I've ever seen on this site.......

Steve · Jul 24, 2015

britsrhot2 said: ↑

Will someone please put this horse out of its misery FFS!!!!
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Yep, it's time.

I didn't close it down earlier as although lifestyle queries are better addressed on the forum at cancunswingers.com it didnt get explicit, and there were a lot of good responses that might be valuable to 'single' guys who think they will automatically get laid just because they are there.

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