Easy way to get though the time share sales people at the airport

You've been on a plane for a while, you are excited and tired, and ideally been drinking expensive airline alcohol for a few hours.

You land in Cancun, go through immigration, customs and the luggage process and are really glad the x-ray people didnt think your special "toys" were weapons of mass destruction.

One last hurdle before driving to cancun, dumping your luggage and running towards the sexy pool, the herds of time share people, taxi drivers and others that want to sell you something.

What to do, what to do ?

Time to have fun.

Get your stuff, start towards the door and put your cell phone to your ear and start talking as though you are having an important conversation. Whenever someone starts to talk to you, smile at them, keep walking and motion you are on the phone. Keep walking and talking.

Some fun conversations to have to allow people to overhear.

1) What do you mean the rabbit died, how could the rabbit die, it was a threesome, and they were all women.
2) Contagious, define contagious (then start coughing)
3) How do you know I am being followed, I thought I slipped them in Berlin when the midget took a shot at me
4) What do you mean I am bankrupt, the Orange Futures report was delivered by Beaks himself
5) No, I said the paladium goes into the core, then the core is replaced into the suit, then you calibrate the flux capacitor. Doc Brown, what were you thinking.

 

Are these sales people in the resort, or around it or just at the airport?

 

LOL.He's joking about the airport sales people. Just ignore them, keep walking and find your transport service. You will encounter sales people at the hotel as well.

 

Thanks for the response. Also, if you have been there you probably can help me with other questions I have. I get lost and confused with all the reviews and can't seem to find the answers. I understand the food is all inclusive, but then I see people talking about reserving a restaurant or/and pay for their meals. What the heck they are talking about it? Isn't it all inclusive?

 

Once you’ve cleared customs go through the airport and get outside. The only reason to stop inside is the bathroom. All transportation is outside! As for reservations for restaurants: She (couples only) and teppanyaki seats at grill are the only two that require reservations. Yes it’s all inclusive, however if you want the very best wine, high end menu selections, etc it can cost more.

 

You can stay for two weeks, have great food and never spend a dime.

 

When you meet sales people, you can smile and reject their sales.

 

I just walk quickly thru that area of the reporting, smiling and saying "no, gracias". Easy peasy.

 

My wife and I have discovered the time share people have less interest in us if we separate before exiting customs doors and and then individually walk on opposite sides of the time share hallway. I suspect "couples" are probably more willing to buy into a time share and they know it.

 

That’s actually pretty clever!! Never thought of it like that!!