You've been on a plane for a while, you are excited and tired, and ideally been drinking expensive airline alcohol for a few hours. You land in Cancun, go through immigration, customs and the luggage process and are really glad the x-ray people didnt think your special "toys" were weapons of mass destruction. One last hurdle before driving to cancun, dumping your luggage and running towards the sexy pool, the herds of time share people, taxi drivers and others that want to sell you something. What to do, what to do ? Time to have fun. Get your stuff, start towards the door and put your cell phone to your ear and start talking as though you are having an important conversation. Whenever someone starts to talk to you, smile at them, keep walking and motion you are on the phone. Keep walking and talking. Some fun conversations to have to allow people to overhear. 1) What do you mean the rabbit died, how could the rabbit die, it was a threesome, and they were all women. 2) Contagious, define contagious (then start coughing) 3) How do you know I am being followed, I thought I slipped them in Berlin when the midget took a shot at me 4) What do you mean I am bankrupt, the Orange Futures report was delivered by Beaks himself 5) No, I said the paladium goes into the core, then the core is replaced into the suit, then you calibrate the flux capacitor. Doc Brown, what were you thinking.