[FONT=Times New Roman]I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics. Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer and some heavy deductive thinking I have come up with the answer to that question.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT]Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby and here is the reason for my conclusion: A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case....time for another beer! [FONT=Times New Roman][/FONT]
you mowed the yard and we shoveled snow yesterday -not really a question - but logic presumes Iowans are dumbasses
Why would any uptight person ever go to Temptations for a vacation? How could anyone not just LOVE the Boobs Cruise? Why would anyone buy one of those 2G "photo" USB jump drives for $20 when you can get regular USB jump drives with 16GB for less than $20? Why did I spend any time arguing with a complete moron on Facebook today? Why doesn't Temptations have room service at every meal for drops of love when they say they do on the ads for it? Why doesn't Temptation have a Mexican Restaurant that offers a variety of Mexican food, like burritos, tacos, enchiladas, real nachos (with cheddar cheese), carne asada, etc.?
