Why is it that when you are driving most women will punch you in the arm and yell "punch buggy" when they see a Volkswagen but are not as enthusiastic when a Hummer goes by??
OK, how does something "get outta'wack"? Have U ever had anthing that was in wack? Why does a 2x4 actually measure 1 3/4" x 3 1/2"? Why did Tarzan never have a beard? On that note, if man evolved from apes, why do we still have apes? (Dennis Miller) Check the label... why are Border control uniforms made in Mexico????
How can you be pretty ugly? How can you be clearly misunderstood? How can someone be found missing? How can there be a holy hell? Can something actually be a definite possibility? The living dead?? Is there such a thing as good grief??
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
