We tried the relaxing vacation in June with a group......it sucked! Thank God we booked the Boobs Cruise at least we had one day of fun!
We tell people we go to RIU palace. The last time I was talking about the hotel with my co-workers...one of them said I went there on my last vacation. Luckily, all hotels have swim up bars so it was easy to lie. I do tell close friends where we are going.
When we were getting ready for our first trip in May we didn't tell anyone. Since then we have become much freer about telling people about the place and now everybody knows that we are going back. We are addicts and an addiction like this you really can't hide.
he says (deadpan, in my best Hank Moody voice): Weird? What's weird about two cosmic lovebirds wanting to share the joyous refrain of their passionate mating call with the surrounding flock? Now do us all a favour and leave that screen up, MuthaFucka's! Too much wine tonight? Perhaps. My lady awaits. See you two there, drinks are on us.
Ok. I gotta add something. Before we went (our first trip) my gf ( 3 years) kept telling people she didnt remember where we were staying when asked. Now, she almost proudly states "Temptation". She was so scared of what I was getting her into as she has never been around this type of crowd. You know, the fun, out going, likes to have a good time type of crowd. When we were headed home people were asking where we stayed. I was expecting Riu or some BS to come out of her mouth. Nope! She told everyone who asked that we were in fact at Temptation. She has been in HR at several companies and is PC as often as my influence will allow. As such she tends to appear to have a stick up her ass. I'm happy to report that the stick up her ass has decreased in size. My " bad" influence on her took another step in the right direction and we had an absolute blast. She went from scared shitless to asking when I thought we could return. Its worth mentioning that she was asking before we even got back home from the airport.
I went through the the same thing with my wife. She even tried to back out at the last minute. Now we are going for our second, and longer, trip 5 months later. And she has been trying to recruit friends to join us.
